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Cognos
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 5:03 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Kichidi:


MOVIEART--bemmi.aggipulla
Jersy lo unna daddy ki chicago lo unna pedda koduku
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:57 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Cognos:


MOVIEART--bemmi.etakaram
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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Biryani:

match after afridi's explosive display.
Raja: so Injmam, how do you feel like playing with such a side.
Injy: it's a great side. lots of youngsters coming in. we are playing good as a team.
Raja: BTw, congrats for your new baby.
Injy: Thanks, afridi worked real hard for this. with out his hard hitting it was not possible



Biryani:

Sehwag gets one to hit Franklin's Pads, and it was very close. Simon Taufel as usual does not give it out.

Mark Richardson: What saved him is his lunge forward. He is a tall mall with long legs.

Simon Doull (Does not miss this): I have never seen a tall man with short legs.


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Biryani
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:33 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

IPL-2 semi final...DC vs DDD
when gilly was going gr8 guns and DDD were looking all down... den at one time when gilly took a single den harsha was doing commentry

HARSHA BHOGLE :- " citi moment of success for delhi.... gilchrist is off strike now"
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:32 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Siddhu
Playing with Ashwin is an experiment, but playing with Sreeshanth is a gamble..!!
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:32 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

in one match viv richards bothered a serious looking Indian spinner by repeatedly asking about his hotel room number.
when the spinner shouted back "why do you want to know that", viv replied, "i want to hit the ball there"
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Biryani
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:31 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

An off spinner comes to ball.

BS Chandershaker : Arun..Does that remind you of yourself.

Arun Lal : No, I had a different class....I was awful.
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:31 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

During the 70's when d windies were a champion side, wid gr8 fast bowlers at its disposal, their chairman of selectors was once asked...
"When wil u introduce a spinner into d side''????

Chairman replied--Pretty soon mate...d day v find a bowler who can spin d ball @150 km/hr v wil bring him into d team...
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:29 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

when michael clarke was caught at slip off kumble , he was still watin 4 da decision , over this harsha said, " i think he is waitin for tomorrow's newspaper to declare him out





this ones really gud
banglore rc scored 31-1 in 3 ovrs Harsha said.....
they are going faster than force india does....
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:28 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Kumble misfielded his bowling.

Harsha, 'If some 1 else would have done that of his bowling, he would need to spot some face in the crowd to c for 5 minutes.bcz he can't face Jumbo.'
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:28 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

A decent- gentle moment at the commentary box
This was after d lunch session when things were going slow n smooth in that test match on a typical windies afternoon...

Sunil gavaskar to his co-commentator :

"After being successful here during my career, people started presuming that i'm a very good player of fierce fast bowling, they used to ask me about the best ways of playing the west indies pace men... being a short man, i used my wits and said: it's pretty easy, play them from the non striker's end..."

Co-commentator : It's nice to see short people being honest. It's a rare phenomenon.. especially when you are confessing to the bowler himself.
(Holding was his co-commentator)
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:27 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Sehwag gets one to hit Franklin's Pads, and it was very close. Simon Taufel as usual does not give it out.

Mark Richardson: What saved him is his lunge forward. He is a tall mall with long legs.

Simon Doull (Does not miss this): I have never seen a tall man with short legs.
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:27 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

heres one from siddhu ( really miss him)
when geof boycott always lost to sidhu in super selector of espn he used to say (in typical english accent) im unloooky (read unlucky) he's loooky (sidhu)

after this happened 2-3 times sidhu replied
"sir geoff u r so unlucky that if u fall in a barrel of nipples u will come out sucking ur thumb "

BEAUTY !! LOL !!
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:25 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Viv Richards & Greg Thomas
This incident took place during a county championship match between Glamorgan and Somerset.

Glamorgan paceman Thomas had beaten the bat a couple of times and informed Richards: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."

The very next ball was given the King Viv treament and smashed out of the ground, into a river - at which point Richards piped up: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:24 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

match after afridi's explosive display.
Raja: so Injmam, how do you feel like playing with such a side.
Injy: it's a great side. lots of youngsters coming in. we are playing good as a team.
Raja: BTw, congrats for your new baby.
Injy: Thanks, afridi worked real hard for this. with out his hard hitting it was not possible
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:24 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Harsha Bhogle and Rameez Raja in India vs Pak match
Dont remember the bowler as well as the battter...
The Pak batsman was hit on the box and he was down...
Rameez: The ball has hit the unmentionable area of the batsmen and he is down....
Harsha: Rameez when u say unmentionable u actually end up mentioning it.

Rameez didnt utter a word for next 1 minute....
Harsha at his best
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:23 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who
goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition..

-sidhu
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:23 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Richie Benaud was always known for his quick wits..
during a test match, batsman was hit in the box{absolute middle}..
Richie's parttner-"That was a nothing shot..That BALL bounced a bit.."
Richie-"Which one?"
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:23 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

I dont know the year when the Indian Team toured WI..
Agarkar was hit for consecutive sixes by gayle and here comes arun lal..
Arun-"Both the BALLS of agarkar have been hit for six".
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 4:22 pm:   Insert Quote Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Another one from our very own Navjot sidhu's

He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.


From Siddu: " U know what i miss when i go to toilet, Indian Innings',this was said of indian team when he just retired and was just into commentary,maybe it got popularised druign NZ tour...

“Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!”

-Navjot Singh Sidhu.

During the West Indies poor fast bowling period in England one summer Geoffrey Boycott opined that ‘there was a time during the 80’s when you could shake a tree in Jamaica and a fast bowler would fall out’
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Navjot Singh Sidhu ...... I dont knoiw, when ........

"An apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without squeeze!"
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Richard Hadlee and Richie Benaud were commentating together. Michael Atherton was hit in the box and Hadlee said 'That ball bounced'.

Benaud replied with 'Which One?'
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last yr WI-SL test series
Michael Holding just came to the commentary box when Ian Bishop casually asked him, " How are you, Michael"

Michael Holding, "Sorry, no personal questions."
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Richie Bernard with other Australian commentators.

A South Australian bowler appealed twice in the over for LBB....the co-commentator asked, "That looks straight. Pitched inside, no bat involved, hitting middle of middle. Why he [the umpire] gave him not out?"

Richie Bernard, "Because he is not a South Australian."
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Mark Waugh to an english cricketer.

"you are not good enough to play for ur country"



And the England player said

"at least I can proudly say I am the best player in my family!! "
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Waqar Younis : There are so many cricket fanatics who travel with their teams all over the world. We have 'chacha' in Pakistan, 'gary' in West Indies...and so on"

Domiinick cock, "We only have David Lloyd in England."
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