Kalikaalam
Kurra Bewarse Username: Kalikaalam
Post Number: 2443 Registered: 04-2015 Posted From: 68.93.142.53
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 | Posted on Monday, February 27, 2017 - 1:52 pm: | |
After the war with Ravana and Rama, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration. The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections : (1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel (2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel; (3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain (unauthorized excess baggage). The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination. A worried Hanumanji approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount. The Auditor now wrote on the Bill : Re-examined : 1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka. 2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly. 3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid. Ram ji shocked !!π³ That's Accounts department ππππππ Wish u a happy financial year ending "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.β βRichard Feynman
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