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     Kalikaalam Kurra Bewarse Username: Kalikaalam Post Number: 2386 Registered: 04-2015 Posted From: 68.93.142.53 Rating: N/A |
Early morning husband wakes up and asks his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh.....! So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK." Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?" Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..." Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?" Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that." Wife: "So am I lying? " Hubby: "I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning." Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I? HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??" Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself." Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.." Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health." Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!! *Dedicated to All Married Friends...* 😎 "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” —Richard Feynman |