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     Lovebewarsetalk Kurra Bewarse Username: Lovebewarsetalk Post Number: 1348 Registered: 08-2014 Posted From: 125.16.8.46 Rating: N/A |
Here are some awesome facts.. 1. Ladies just can't mess with PD...His balls are made of steel... 2. PD doesn't listen to a song, the song listens to him. 3. Screw 911, call PD. 4. It is said that in 2016 PD will fart and create a black whole so big that it will engulf the universe. 5. PD can slap air. 6. PD can be divided by zero. 7. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until PD kicked one of the corners off. 8. When PD does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. 9. When taking the GRE, even if it's objective...write “PD” for every answer. You will score over 1600. 10. An old English dictionary dating back to 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered PD” 11. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a PD turnaround kick. 12. PD gave Mona Lisa that smile.  |