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     Fanno1 Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse Username: Fanno1 Post Number: 7270 Registered: 03-2004 Posted From: 76.122.133.243 Rating: N/A |
MODS: Feel free to delete if you dont feel like fun stuff.. Good ones Q – Why Are Condoms Transparent? A – So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted! Q – What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan? A – Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women. Q – What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster? A – Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death. Q – Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right? A – Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed. Q – What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain? A – When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime! Q – What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute’s House Say? A – Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy. Q – What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum? A – Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later. Q – Why Is Sex Like Shaving? A – Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You’ll Have To Do It Again. Laugh time 1. Question: “Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?” Answer: “Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash 2. Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?” Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion 3. Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?” Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“ 4. Questions: “Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?” Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“ 5. Question: Why Do Women Wear Panty? Answer: Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use. 🌞🔳Virginity is like a Balloon🎈, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever! 🔳Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start! You can't stop😝! 🔳An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get fucked!🎍 🔳Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hardwork 😓...👤! 🔳💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it! 🔳Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙👙 🔳 •••• a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.😳😳 🔳MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜 🔳The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝 🔳Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜 🔳Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰 🔳If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉😉 🔳If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!💄😱 So basically life is 👙PORNOGRAPHY👙 |