| Author |
Message |
    
Dash
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Dash
Post Number: 6385
Registered: 02-2009
Posted From: 137.48.34.22
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 1:04 pm: |
|
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
"He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
"When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them."
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then."
The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
 |
Telugustudio
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Telugustudio
Post Number: 3207
Registered: 07-2009
Posted From: 69.174.58.36
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 12:59 pm: |
|
Maanas:
www.telugustudio.net
|
Maanas
Bewarse Legend
Username: Maanas
Post Number: 19707
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 115.113.9.11
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 6:36 am: |
|
manam kooda paaki vollaki monarchy levello ivvalsindi independence doola teeredi 
please dont propagate the hatred
|
420
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: 420
Post Number: 8886
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 212.159.240.81
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 6:33 am: |
|
enough fun.. now get back to work .. 1 part of Kashmir (POK)is with Pakis and Other part with China ....
Knit India,do not split India !
|
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 43318
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 110.76.160.100
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 5:48 am: |
|
|
Nanee
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Nanee
Post Number: 485
Registered: 08-2009
Posted From: 122.169.145.36
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 5:48 am: |
|
kikikiki |
Proofdada
Bewarse Legend
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 73626
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 85.125.191.204
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 5:47 am: |
|
 |
Codes
Bewarse Legend
Username: Codes
Post Number: 52927
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 212.60.115.186
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 5:45 am: |
|
 ......
dhobi ka kuttha, na ghar ka na ghat ka
|
Maanas
Bewarse Legend
Username: Maanas
Post Number: 19694
Registered: 08-2006
Posted From: 203.145.155.11
Rating: 
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 5:20 am: |
|
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began:
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought,
What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted,
'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
The Indian representative smiled and said,
'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.
'And they say Kashmir belongs to them"
please dont propagate the hatred
|
Archives - 2010