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Kichidi
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Post Number: 24951
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 11:26 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Gochi:



We excel with excel sheet.. We create unbelievable numbers that even Chuck Norris can't count...



ee punch line ithe better anukunta gosba.. MOVIEART--bemmi.siggu
ITALIAN MAFIASOCLIPART--smoke
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Farex
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Post Number: 6194
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 11:18 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Gochi:

Choodu....oka vaipe choodu...inko vaipu choodaku...maadipothaav...

elaa undi ee punch line




maaadipoyindhi MOVIEART--dv
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Gochi
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Username: Gochi

Post Number: 75018
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 11:17 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:

Auto: 10x K parts; cost 10x K$
Trucks/Machinery (Caterpilar): 100x K parts; cost 100x K$
Airfract: 1x Million part; cost 1x Million $
ila edo numbers to opening frame vundali




We are not a dollar store...but we still sell everything for a dollar CLIPART--a140
bongulo signature...manaki avasaramaaa CLIPART--eyebrow_raised_in_disbelief
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Gochi
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Post Number: 75017
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 11:13 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Choodu....oka vaipe choodu...inko vaipu choodaku...maadipothaav...

elaa undi ee punch line

MOVIEART--raaja
bongulo signature...manaki avasaramaaa CLIPART--eyebrow_raised_in_disbelief
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Entrepreneur
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Post Number: 354
Registered: 05-2011
Posted From: 71.198.22.38

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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 10:32 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


420:

"With Accenture , you will see more Analytics and less politics" ..




good one bro..

CLIPART--clap
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Entrepreneur
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Post Number: 353
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 10:27 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:




1.Anyone who thinks there is usefulness in numbers has not looked at the stock market pages.

2.A good company is based on good quality products and customer satisfaction but not on numbers.

3. It is not a number game for us. we do not want to be the richest company in the Stock Exchange but to build good quality products which provide value to the customers
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Durga
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Post Number: 29292
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 10:08 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Lilliput:

naaku korean cinema without subtitles soosinattu undhi .... miyya and pess annai ki hindi cinema without subs maadhiri undhi




naadi same feeling oka mukha ardam kaledu...
*TARAKA*
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Gaali
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Post Number: 22887
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 7:33 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

All Managers meeting aa ee thedd lo?

MOVIEART--venky
I love you Sachin!
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420
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Username: 420

Post Number: 12295
Registered: 12-2006
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 5:23 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:

big 4 customer deggara parallel organization set up chestaru. ani anukuntunna?




yup with so called Management consultants ..
Knit India,do not split India !
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420
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Post Number: 12294
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 5:21 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:

nnai nuvvu hurt avvakudadu. nenedo tochaka disco chestunna.





kikiki .. Suyeee.. what you said is 100% correct .. when it comes to work ethics .. India companies are worst .. , but Accenture does not lag behind . Hierachical system , treatment of Resources .. etc etc .. Zero respect for private life , work life balance .
Knit India,do not split India !
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Suyodhana
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Post Number: 2606
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 5:16 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

annai nuvvu hurt avvakudadu. nenedo tochaka disco chestunna.

customer satisfaction fill chesedi kuda accenture consultant ye kabatti high vuntadi.
partner based system ante pyramid scheme lantide kadaa annai. enta mandini customer deggara ammite anta labham. big 4 customer deggara parallel organization set up chestaru. ani anukuntunna?

SI companies lo kuda billability targets vuntundi kaani IT companies ki key decision maker ni influence chesi onsite count penche anta rapport vundadu. they are there mostly for piece meal solution.

naaku peddaga teleedu. edo okati postali kabatti postanu.
Dedicated to Esperanza
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420
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 5:04 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:

and zero work ethics




This is I do not likuuuu .... I still do not understand .. why Accenture on scale of 10 has 7.6 the highest customer satisfaction index ..


MOVIEART--bemmi.laugh
Knit India,do not split India !
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Suyodhana
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Post Number: 2603
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 4:43 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Bugattiveyron:

3 days 22crores



5feet katti 4feet hero emi kaadu

6 months 292 seats
2004 lo 19 lakhs 2009 lo .19 lakh crores
MOVIEART--bemmi.laugh
Dedicated to Esperanza
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Codes
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Post Number: 62911
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 212.60.115.186

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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 4:21 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Bugattiveyron:

3 days 22crores




CLIPART--roflmao
I have no budget for other people's faith in humanity.
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Bugattiveyron
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 3:54 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:

numbers vundali punch lo




3 days 22croresMOVIEART--bemmi.boodida
www.topgear.com/uk
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Suyodhana
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Username: Suyodhana

Post Number: 2598
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 3:07 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


420:

"With Accenture , you will see more Analytics and less politics and zero work ethics" ..




baaane vundi bhayya numbers vundali punch lo
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420
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Post Number: 12289
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 3:03 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Suyeee .. Ba yesterday during my sales PPT for a BI solution at my client .. I gave them a instant punch .. guubaa guyeee davilogue ..

"With Accenture , you will see more Analytics and less politics" ..



MOVIEART--bemmi.dance1
Knit India,do not split India !
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Don_corleone
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Post Number: 1098
Registered: 09-2011
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:50 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

glass marchandi
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Andhramass
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Post Number: 48619
Registered: 07-2006
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:49 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP


Suyodhana:




pancha kattukonni vellu annai, adigithey punch falaknama annu
anni dananallo Annadanam Minna lal salam
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Suyodhana
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:48 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

c'mon bump

rakhee lo indian railways
indra lo hospitals etc
aa madiri vunadli
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Suyodhana
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:44 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

kadaaa
nannu adiganappudu naadi same feeling
kaani edo okati respond avvali

like avg DB time: 7hrs avg Work time:1hr
alaa annamata
Dedicated to Esperanza
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Andhramass
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:44 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

one more thing, if we look at volume vs Pricing stats, we did a fantastic/ amazing job.


anni dananallo Annadanam Minna lal salam
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Codes
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:42 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

MOVIEART--bemmi.sarle
I have no budget for other people's faith in humanity.
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Lilliput
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:42 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

naaku korean cinema without subtitles soosinattu undhi .... miyya and pess annai ki hindi cinema without subs maadhiri undhi MOVIEART--muniga
Saddaaaa Haqqqqq Iitthhheeee Raakhhhhh CLIPART--git
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Suyodhana
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Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 2:41 am:    Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP

Oka industry meet ki opening punch line kavali

Any ideas on this?

Auto: 10x K parts; cost 10x K$

Trucks/Machinery (Caterpilar): 100x K parts; cost 100x K$

Airfract: 1x Million part; cost 1x Million $

ila edo numbers to opening frame vundali

punch parameshwars hevaraina postandi
Dedicated to Esperanza

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