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Username: Chodiganji
Post Number: 40
Registered: 09-2009
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 12:42 am: |
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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivewhite, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.
and lastly……………..
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
10) Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women requiwhite to deliver the baby , but will not tell anyone
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