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Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23590
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:36 pm: |    |
inkokkati
Letter from SARDARJI to Customer support
Subject : Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Customer Support,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My
wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with
this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this
problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only
one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the
remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is
not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo
in that
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since
I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My
Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours. |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23589
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:31 pm: | |
A Software Engineer dies in a car accident and finds himself at the heavens door 'Pearly Gates'.
A beautiful music is being played and all angels are dancing around and singing his name.
There is a huge crowd and everyone is screaming his name. The engineer is very delighted and surprised.
Then he sees 'Saint Peter' rushing towards him and shakes his hand and says, 'Congratulations my son, we have been waiting a very long time to meet you'.
The engineer is very embarrassed and asks 'Saint Peter, congratulations for what? I honestly didn't do much while I was alive. Then why is all this?'
Saint Peter totally amazed says, 'Congratulations for what!!! We're celebrating the fact that you lived for 260 years! .... GOD himself wants to meet you!'
The engineer looks perplexed, 'but Saint Peter, I only lived until 36 years'
Saint peter is shocked 'This is impossible son. We have added up all your time sheets'...
kikiki |
Rangupadudhi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Rangupadudhi
Post Number: 4065
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 173.88.141.71
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:23 pm: | |
mari psyco ki mamulodiki teda endi antav?
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maamuloodu bus, stop looki vacchinappudu ekkuthaadu.....psycho gaadu dba baa cheppinatlu ekkuthaadu 
Italian Mafioso  |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23588
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:23 pm: | |
lorry driver lo balayya balayya gundello golayya swang intunna  |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23587
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:19 pm: | |
mari psyco ki mamulodiki teda endi antav? |
Rangupadudhi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Rangupadudhi
Post Number: 4063
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 173.88.141.71
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:18 pm: | |
pda baa psycho veeru sadist veeru.......nuvvu confuse iyyi thappu gaa cheppavu.....I am happy that you realiszed the difference from appiba's answer 
Italian Mafioso |
Pedarayudu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Pedarayudu
Post Number: 886
Registered: 04-2007
Posted From: 75.173.130.166
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:16 pm: | |
 buss gaa |
Pokiri1
Bewarse Legend
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 12422
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 131.131.1.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:14 pm: | |
rangasaani 
You're never too old to become younger.   |
Indiainfo
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 16943
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.204.133.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:14 pm: | |
badio
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do |
Rangupadudhi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Rangupadudhi
Post Number: 4060
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 173.88.141.71
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:08 pm: | |
nee yabba badi gaaa
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annai 
Italian Mafioso |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23586
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:08 pm: | |
http://www.telugupeople.com/cinema/multiContentNew .aspx?contentId=24322&page=1
kiki idi bangkok lo taagesi janalani kottindi anta  |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23585
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:07 pm: | |
nee yabba badi gaaa |
420
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: 420
Post Number: 4947
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 85.150.252.173
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:07 pm: | |
Dayeeee ,,Watch your Tongue .. Tongue Tegudeee ..
which film davilogue is this ,
Since your Arrival , we are having good comedy and entertainment !!!  |
Rangupadudhi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Rangupadudhi
Post Number: 4059
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 173.88.141.71
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:07 pm: | |
iddharu friend matlaadukuntunnaru appi and pda...
appi ba adigaadu sadist ante elaa vundaali ani pda baa ni
appudu pda baa: oka bus stop loo wait chesthuntee, bus kallamundhee aaginaa kuuda ekkadundaa bus vellipooyakaa dhaani venta padee vaadee sadist ani selavicchaddu
appudu aggi baa: bhujaalu thadumukuntuu....hammayya iithe neenu sadist ni kaanu annamaataa.....ani happy feel iiyyadu
pda ba: adheenti baa atlaa annavu
aggi baa: neenu iithe bus stop loo ki vasthuntee appati dhaaka wait cheesi bus mundhu parigetthuthaanu annadu.......
Italian Mafioso |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23584
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:05 pm: | |
aravam ante ista pade olu kooda unnara ....so fricking strange |
Pokiri1
Bewarse Legend
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 12421
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 131.131.1.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:04 pm: | |
aravamu ante istam manodiki.tamil matladutadu kada
You're never too old to become younger. |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23583
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:03 pm: | |
gosi gadu aravamss aa??? |
Pokiri1
Bewarse Legend
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 12420
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 131.131.1.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:00 pm: | |
gochi nee kosam ee taadu lo definition vundi vachhi chaduvu ko 
You're never too old to become younger. |
Pokiri1
Bewarse Legend
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 12419
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 131.131.1.131
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:00 pm: | |
You're never too old to become younger. |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23582
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:59 pm: | |
pedda ga pani ledu appice la |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23581
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:59 pm: | |
Aravodu anta definition
aaku esi daani meeda mysore paak edithe , paak ni paper weight ani teesi padesi aaak ni naake vadu aravodu |
420
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: 420
Post Number: 4946
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 85.150.252.173
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:59 pm: | |
Since your Arrival , we are having good comedy and entertainment !!! |
Pokiri1
Bewarse Legend
Username: Pokiri1
Post Number: 12418
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 131.131.1.131
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:59 pm: | |
chinna boss neeku ivvala mari boru kodtunnattu vundi
You're never too old to become younger. |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 23580
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 216.136.6.215
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 12:58 pm: | |
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