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Gudivada04
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Username: Gudivada04

Post Number: 428
Registered: 09-2004
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Posted on Monday, November 27, 2006 - 5:34 pm:Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her "Father, may I ask you a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over the customs limit and I'm afraid they will confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robe perhaps?"
"I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie"
"with your honest face, Father, no one will question you"
When they got to customs, she let the Priest to go ahead of her. The official asked "Father, do you have any thing to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare".
The official thought this answer is strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on woman, but which is to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said "Go ahead, Father."