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Durga
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Durga
Post Number: 12731
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 163.181.251.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:50 pm: |    |
ammani aa thaadu ela miss ayyanu 
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Onlymahesh
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Onlymahesh
Post Number: 151
Registered: 10-2006
Posted From: 207.126.177.35
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:50 pm: | |
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Hatrick Kotti Choopistham..Kaskondi...LOL |
Sinna
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Username: Sinna
Post Number: 15390
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 68.77.114.68
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:48 pm: | |
Manchi ki Manchi Punch ki Punch that is Nandamuri NataSimha Balayya |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 30546
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:44 pm: | |
 duggi dada...peel kaaku...oorike andaru ninnu edipisthunnaru...answers naakooda thelavadhu  anni boothule vatthunnayi
Behind every successful man there is a woman bcos woman never go behind unsuccesful men 
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Gajani
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Username: Gajani
Post Number: 115
Registered: 10-2006
Posted From: 65.196.167.82
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:43 pm: | |
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ikkada unnayi.  |
Durga
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Durga
Post Number: 12730
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 163.181.251.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:43 pm: | |
inka enduku eppudoo paatadhi antaga mottam estanu ayite
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Sinna
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Username: Sinna
Post Number: 15389
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 68.77.114.68
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:42 pm: | |
Manchi ki Manchi Punch ki Punch that is Nandamuri NataSimha Balayya |
Durga
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Durga
Post Number: 12729
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 163.181.251.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:41 pm: | |
mods plzz delete thaadu ....
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Gajani
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Username: Gajani
Post Number: 114
Registered: 10-2006
Posted From: 65.196.167.82
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:40 pm: | |
answers unna thadu ivvandi. nenu maa friends ni adugutha. |
Sinna
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Username: Sinna
Post Number: 15388
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 68.77.114.68
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:39 pm: | |
2 years mundu soosa idi ippude testharu andi eellu maree chadastham kakapothe 
Manchi ki Manchi Punch ki Punch that is Nandamuri NataSimha Balayya |
Durga
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Durga
Post Number: 12727
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 163.181.251.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:37 pm: | |
emmo naaku iyyale vaccindi
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Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 9720
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 65.208.22.25
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:36 pm: | |
durgai chana paathadi ee kizzu  |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 30544
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:35 pm: | |
duggi dada...pilla poo theddulu esthaava...
Behind every successful man there is a woman bcos woman never go behind unsuccesful men
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Durga
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Durga
Post Number: 12725
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 163.181.251.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:34 pm: | |
manaku email vaccindi ...
meeku vacchi vunte lites..migilinna vaaru try ceyyandi..
naakochina mail lo answers kuuda vunnai 
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Onlymahesh
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Username: Onlymahesh
Post Number: 150
Registered: 10-2006
Posted From: 207.126.177.35
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:34 pm: | |
inga paru..
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Hatrick Kotti Choopistham..Kaskondi...LOL |
Durga
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Username: Durga
Post Number: 12724
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 163.181.251.10
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 2:32 pm: | |
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
1 Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment answers _______."
2 Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "________."
3 Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:
4 Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: ________
5 Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: ________
6 Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
7 Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: ________
8 Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: ________
9 Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: ________
10 Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: ________
11 Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: ________
12 Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: ________
13 Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: ________
14 Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: ________.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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