| Author |
Message |
    
Cricfan
Bewarse
Username: Cricfan
Post Number: 1719
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.162.127.185
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 11:27 pm: |    |
Bcos they dont sleep at night they do akkumbakkum all night and lay eggs in the day
nee yenks  |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 19112
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 71.234.232.47
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 9:41 pm: | |
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
calculatorni thiragesi phonelaa vaadukovacchani
9.Do fish ever get thirsty?
Yes.. anduke eppudu neellalo untayi
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
No... we can get circled
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Bcos they dont sleep at night  they do akkumbakkum all night and lay eggs in the day
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
 pirst kamalaa pandu..tharavathe naarinja kaaya..orangi rangu
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
 Oil
15.What should one call a male ladybird?
 kedi bird
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot?
 gurthundadhu...endukante gurthunte rogam thagginchina doctor bill kattaligaa
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
yes...neellalo digi thodugu esukuni BJ ippinchukunte adhi blowing balloon under wateregaa....
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Bcos there is never an end of building buildings in this world |
Infinity
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 5104
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 24.11.192.55
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 9:24 pm: | |
gochi mama.. nijame kada |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 19111
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 71.234.232.47
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 9:21 pm: | |
 pinity mayya...
 cricsu |
Cricfan
Bewarse
Username: Cricfan
Post Number: 1718
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 24.162.127.185
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 9:04 pm: | |
gosi gaa  |
Infinity
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 5101
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 24.11.192.55
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 8:56 pm: | |
pani leni moneky em chestundi..
answers silly questions as if he should score 100/100 |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 19087
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 71.234.232.47
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 6:26 pm: | |
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
It goes into their gosis...
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Dog.....adi kooda thelavadhaa  thini thoka oopithe bagunnattu...oopakapothe balenattu
3.What is the speed of darkness?
 45 miles/hr..kaavalante test sesukondi
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
mottham black ayithe seekatlo pakshulaki kanapadaka guddesthaayni
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Wright brothers
6.Can you cry under water?
Yes  daanney kanneti saagaram ani kooda antaru
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Mari publicgaa sesukunte anarenti silipi
chass...inkaa saana kochens unnayi..migathaavi repu answering sesthaa  |
Gochi
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 19033
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 162.136.192.1
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 7:35 am: | |
|
Manasnaidu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Manasnaidu
Post Number: 5125
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.91.193.6
| | Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 3:35 am: | |
This is best answer by B.E students during viva.
-------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------
This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's. They bring back fond memories for those who care to smile at the past..
************************************************** ****************************************
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C. as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinuso id) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.
************************************************** **********************************
External (to student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes straight, like this ---------- , and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!" .-------------------good one 
************************************************** **********************************
Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it gets stuck, it was DC.
************************************************** **********************************
Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.
************************************************** **********************************
Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)
************************************************** **********************************
Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):" Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?"
(Student knows he is caught-can't answer )
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"
************************************************** ****************************************
TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS
************************************************** **********************************
Engineers a t work:
Assignme! nts solved by one and then carry out mass transfer operations throughout the class
************************************************** **********************************
The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldn't be possible)
************************************************** **********************************
Top two Engineering Rumours:
Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
************************************************** **********************************
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'What is this man, 60% o f the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire
engineering history' 'I am failing'
23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not
joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it? (to be give a thought)
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that
stuff? (very good thinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog"
when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
(tonight i will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already
built? (strange isnt it)
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you
turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you
turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to
at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)
ItsGod'sRes~tyToForgiveTerroristOrgn~s.ItsOurResp~tyToArrangeMeetingb/wThem&God-IAF |
