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Ysr
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Ysr
Post Number: 462
Registered: 04-2006
Posted From: 65.208.22.26
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 9:16 am: |    |
>> So, what she did is this
>> So, what he did next was awesome
evado desi raasinattunnaadu. antha baavola |
Edo_okati
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Edo_okati
Post Number: 8054
Registered: 03-2007
Posted From: 199.173.225.33
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 9:10 am: | |
prasanth amma baagunnai 
©&® edo_okati, ©&® edo okati, ©&® edo.okati, ©&® edoo_okati, ©&®edoo okati, ©&® edoo.okati |
Kalki
Bewarse Legend
Username: Kalki
Post Number: 15914
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 8:44 am: | |
last odu evado mana tokka gadi lantodee
idi click sesina vadu gaadida |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 25941
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.200.218.2
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 7:57 am: | |
Vengeance
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
Never forget a slow & deep breath |
Mahesh
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Mahesh
Post Number: 5998
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 140.105.2.5
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 7:55 am: | |
Pesanth Mama..Baavunnayi Jokes |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 25938
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.200.218.2
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 7:46 am: | |
The Little Girl And A Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
Never forget a slow & deep breath |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 25936
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.200.218.2
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 7:43 am: | |
Lettuce And Tomato
This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in highschool, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembering that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,"lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
"Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce," it sounds.
Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonaise all over my face."
Never forget a slow & deep breath |
Prasanth
Bewarse Legend
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 25935
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.200.218.2
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Votes: 2(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 7:40 am: | |
Honeymoon Postcards
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
Never forget a slow & deep breath |
Bochum
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bochum
Post Number: 11855
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 140.105.2.5
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 7:38 am: | |
last weekend chadiva ee stories
Santhakaalu..Baavundhi Story
http://www.andhrajyothy.com/sunday/sundayshow.asp? qry=2007/26-8/story
Preminche Manasu Climax baavundhi
http://eenadu.net/htm/2vnewkatha.asp |
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