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Rediff
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Rediff
Post Number: 6777
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 209.12.236.10
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 9:44 am: |    |
call center and pizza ones  |
Basky_indya
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Basky_indya
Post Number: 584
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 70.124.79.59
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 3:15 am: | |
EEEdiki caption kooda wasteeeee |
Peekavle_tokka
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Peekavle_tokka
Post Number: 4985
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 59.90.16.220
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 3:13 am: | |
"I'm Nigel . If I catch you, you're mine..."
AM gaa nee pani idenaa akkada... 
Paaki Daanito Sarasam kante.... Attaru Sayibbu to Kalaham Melu... |
Andhramass
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Andhramass
Post Number: 15649
Registered: 07-2006
Posted From: 203.26.122.12
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 2:59 am: | |
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign round her
neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,
so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most
rigorous program."
Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds
this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
"I'm Nigel . If I catch you, you're mine..."
మాస్ అంటే ఇష్టం, బెజవాడ అంటే ప్రాణం |
Prasanth
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 24063
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 203.200.218.2
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 2:45 am: | |
endhi idhi intha senthaadu undhi?
None is as good as you think & none is as bad as you feel |
Basky_indya
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Basky_indya
Post Number: 580
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 70.124.79.59
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 2:43 am: | |
kikik
EEEdiki caption kooda wasteeeee |
Andhramass
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Andhramass
Post Number: 15648
Registered: 07-2006
Posted From: 203.26.122.12
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 2:40 am: | |
THEY WALK AMONG US
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
"Where?"
..............They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
............They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
....They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
..............They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
..............They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
...............They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
మాస్ అంటే ఇష్టం, బెజవాడ అంటే ప్రాణం |
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