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Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9657
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 1(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 6:00 pm: | 
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girl at the counter asks 'what do u want'
I say 'whatever you have'
she says 'strawberry style with a cherry pie ?'
I say 'No need for a spoon, I have it'
she says 'would you use only your spoon ?'
I say 'obviously, I will have to use my mouth'
she says 'it will taste goooood'
I say 'I promise not to have it in full'
she says 'you know how to have an ice cream'
I say 'better replacement for apple pie'
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Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9653
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:52 pm: |
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and the cust asks 'when can I see it' |
Infinity
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Infinity
Post Number: 1229
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 192.127.94.7
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:52 pm: |
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and the project manager says.. "do you need any extra resource? " |
Vytwo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Vytwo
Post Number: 1359
Registered: 01-2005
Posted From: 24.13.179.74
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:51 pm: |
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and a hard core fan says ... |
Hustler
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Hustler
Post Number: 617
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.160.96.25
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:51 pm: |
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and the project analyst says " do u want me to put in a change request" |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9651
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:49 pm: |
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and the documentation guy says 'when can I write about it ?' |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9650
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:49 pm: |
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and the QA guy says 'when can I test it' ? |
Rediff
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Rediff
Post Number: 4431
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 159.37.7.254
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:48 pm: |
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>> 'I am looking into it'
thats waht I said a moment ago.. |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9649
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:48 pm: |
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and the engr says 'I am looking into it' |
Hustler
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Hustler
Post Number: 615
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.160.96.25
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:46 pm: |
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and a Tech lead says " are u making any progress" |
Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9646
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:45 pm: |
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and a Manager says 'when can u deliver' ? |
Esscuseme
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Esscuseme
Post Number: 546
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 208.51.197.126
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:44 pm: |
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job Training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T) Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for
promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P S.H.I.T)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T S.H.I.T)
Thank you,
Boss in General
(B.I.G S.H.I.T)
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Hustler
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Hustler
Post Number: 613
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 198.160.96.25
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:42 pm: |
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and and a Manager says " how much does it cost" |
Dula
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Dula
Post Number: 79
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 65.15.78.43
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:42 pm: |
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Bhrigu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Bhrigu
Post Number: 9641
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 69.228.253.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:38 pm: |
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and a software engr 'browses'  |
Esscuseme
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Esscuseme
Post Number: 545
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 208.51.197.126
Rating:N/A
Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 5:36 pm: |
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Dirty Side of Profession
The Doctor says, 'Take off your clothes.'
The Dentist says, 'Open wide.'
The hairdresser says, 'Do you want it teased or blown?'
The Milkman says, 'Do you want it in front or in back?'
The Interior Decorator says, 'Once you have it all in, you'll love it.'
The Banker says, 'If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.'
The Police Officer says, 'Spread 'em.'
The Mailman always 'Delivers'
The Pilot 'Takes off fast and then slows down' |
