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"Eel in his pants"
One day, little jonny asked his mom what sex was.
"Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind the curtain, and
watch what she and her boyfriend do.
The following morning, jonny's mom asked what happened.
Little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and
laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister
got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot.
So sister's boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart,
just like the doctor would.
Except he's not so smart because both of them got sick and they started
panting and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.
About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm
around and slide to the end of her bed. then i finally found out what
was making them sick - a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend's pants
It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long!
anyways he grapped it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big, and her
mouth fell open, and she started calling to God and stuff like that.
She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen, I should tell her
about the ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the
biting its head off.
All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it
from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it,
and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel.
The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and
her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the
eel by squishing it between them.
After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel!
I knew because it just hung there and also because some of its insides
were dripping out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they
went back to the bed anyway!
He started hugging and kissing her again! by golly, the eel wasn't
dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or something like that.
this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.
After a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I knew it was
dead because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down
Little jonny's mom fainted