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Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad

Post Number: 18190
Registered: 03-2004
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 11:36 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

good ones. read them before but still generate a laugh. TI mama Thanks for Recap..
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Keyser_soze
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Keyser_soze

Post Number: 38
Registered: 03-2005
Posted From: 203.200.95.130

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 11:25 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

ivi munde choosaa...appudu last di(milk carton) thappa annee ardam ayyaayi

>>"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

i could also mean that he has a small dick
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Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan

Post Number: 5087
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 11:22 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

I understood only 1,2,3. Didnt understand 4 until I read the explanation..
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Andhrawala
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Andhrawala

Post Number: 5344
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.58.204.226

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 11:13 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Switzerland mama,

Most of the people here are telugu film lovers and watch TV pretty less. so we are unable to understand them.

I forwarded the same to my wife and she undesrstood and explained the same way u did.

I just understood the 3rd one
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Babu
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Babu

Post Number: 3575
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 65.208.22.26

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:47 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

oho tx swiss mama
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Switzerland
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Switzerland

Post Number: 313
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 12.145.168.100

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:41 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

FYI

1)when she says what does it say on the shirt...she meant the washing instructions located at the collar, and out double digit IQ guy thinks she meant whats wirtten on the shirt as in design of the shirt

2)when she says I miss you , I think she meant her happiest moment would be when he leaves.

3)she says he looks ugly in a nice way and money was the only catch.

6)son and daughter are smart and talented, thats why they get on the cover of the mag and box, her bf is sexy , since he is on the cover of play girl
her husband is out of her hair since being on a milk carton indicates that hes been missing.
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True_indian
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: True_indian

Post Number: 2347
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.175.173.154

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:36 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Banda mama
ready slowly you will understand
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Banda
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Banda

Post Number: 59
Registered: 11-2004
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:34 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

TI mama..
naaku 1,2,3 and last vi ardham kaaledu..
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Jackson
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Jackson

Post Number: 2660
Registered: 03-2004
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:29 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

TI mama chaala mandi ki ardam kanattundi..
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Sankalpam
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Sankalpam

Post Number: 931
Registered: 02-2005
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:28 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Ranga
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Post Number: 2089
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:26 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Is it?
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Switzerland
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Switzerland

Post Number: 312
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:26 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

usually missing people turn up on milk cartons
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Sollu
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Sollu

Post Number: 4998
Registered: 03-2004
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:25 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

idigo ilanti engilipeesu jokes manaki ardham kavu vaggeyi ranga babai
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Ranga
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Post Number: 2088
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:23 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

>> And her husband is on the back of the milk carton <<

Bulb elagatledu TI mama.
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True_indian
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: True_indian

Post Number: 2344
Registered: 03-2004
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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:03 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Just seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the hower, "honey,
what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!
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AND THE BEST ONE YET...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton