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Babu
Celebrity Bewarse
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Post Number: 3386
Registered: 06-2004
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 3:53 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

pattiga edisavule
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Bb
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
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Post Number: 2824
Registered: 08-2004
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Posted on Saturday, February 19, 2005 - 1:14 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Neo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Post Number: 1615
Registered: 08-2004
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Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2005 - 9:26 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Neo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Post Number: 1294
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Posted on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 8:41 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

huberta


em ayyipoyyav???????
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Neo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
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Post Number: 1098
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Posted on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 - 8:13 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Sree
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 230
Registered: 08-2004
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Posted on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 6:34 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Sunakam
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Post Number: 189
Registered: 12-2004
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Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 11:52 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Sree
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 136
Registered: 08-2004
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Prasanth
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Post Number: 7450
Registered: 03-2004
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Posted on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 3:53 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Neo
Kurra Bewarse
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Post Number: 932
Registered: 08-2004
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Posted on Tuesday, December 14, 2004 - 11:56 am:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

em basha mattadutunnav dara
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Kingchoudary
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Post Number: 6913
Registered: 03-2004
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 11:22 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

In some remote village of India, one master ji is teaching the
Mahabharat
katha to a class. He is at the 'Krishna janma' ! part of it. So let him
continue.


Masterji: "Bachcho, so Kansa heard the Akashwani that his sister's 8th
child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and
Devki behind the bars.


"First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning; second one is born
and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak; third one is born..."


Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand and says, "Master
ji!
I
have a question here!" Masterji (sounding nervous n confused): "Ramu
bete,whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata and how come you have
one?"


Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's child - whether 1st or 8th
-was going to kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the
same cell?"


Jawab do .................................. ???????????????????



Cheers.........
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Kingchoudary
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 11:12 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

appidi pode pode ippidi pode pode
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Huberta
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 283
Registered: 12-2004
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 11:09 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

nee vesam basha e puriyavile
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Prasanth
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 7:05 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Huberta
Pilla Bewarse
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Post Number: 279
Registered: 12-2004
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 6:55 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

asa dosa
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Neo
Kurra Bewarse
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Post Number: 878
Registered: 08-2004
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 5:58 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

em ayyidi,intaki nee zodiac sign enti??
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Huberta
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 5:23 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

ento jeevitham
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Neo
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Neo
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Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 3:01 pm:Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Forecast (By Superstrong Beerwala)


The forecasts given below are purely for entertainment purposes and do not contain even a small dosage of seriousness. We take no responsibility for the consequences that may arise if you choose to follow our advice. However in the rare occasion that you happen to somehow benefit from these predictions please forward your cheques of Rs. 101 or more to our office. Our astrologer, Shri Superstrong Beerwala, would greatly appreciate it.
The forecasts are in no particular order and one may be longer than the others to preserve their continuity.
Libra . Using complex chemical equations, I have found the best place for you to study. Studying at lat.38'11 and long46'13 would help you most in these exams. Geographically, this is somewhere in sub Saharan Africa. It's a little out of your way - but hey ! Stop complaining, success never came easy to anyone.
Pisces . This week travel is on the cards. It's a good time according to the stars so make that journey now. But hey ! You can't use any mode of transport apart form walking, and the distance you travel must be within 2 km or else something bad will happen. But it's a good time to travel anyway, so take a walk round your block. This is the best time.
Aries . Remember that mosquito you swatted this week, years ago ? Well its payback time sweetie. That poor departed soul got reincarnated as a mathematics professor. So if you, or your child just gave a math exam this week, say bye bye to your marks !
Aquarius . There has been a very big gas leak on an alien chemical plant on Mars. And that, unfortunately, is the planet you are ruled by this week. So wherever you go, please carry an oxygen mask along. And whatever you do, don't light a match. The gas is inflammable.
Gemini . All those of you appearing for an exam anytime during the next three weeks or so must, at all costs, refrain from any sort of...aa.. well.. physical activity with the opposite sex. So no walking your respective boyfriends/girlfriends home. And no matter what this coloumn says next week, this condition holds.
Leo . This is not a good time to cheat. While secret tapes and tehelka recordings are still hot, who knows, maybe your exam hall is being watched over. Try studying instead. A good time would be 2 to 4 am every Tuesday.
Cancer . Jupiter is in line with Pluto, which makes lord Zigga rule. He is the lord of chaos and misplaced articles. So pray like crazy to him, and if you're really lucky your answer sheet will be misplaced and you'll pass. By benefit of doubt.
Taurus . If your result is this week, do this. Use lots of hair gel to make your hair stand, wear mismatched clothes and walk backwards. Then stand on one leg and look at your name on the list using a pair of binoculars. This may not help
you get excellent grades, but it'll sure make everyone laugh.
Virgo . All those taking an entrance exam this week are advised to sit near the entrance. Sitting there would send positive vibrations to your psychological metabolic perception of an entrance exam and will increase your concentration a lot. Nonsense..you'll be able to run out faster in case of a fire.
Sagittarius . Be a little careful of water this week. There may be an accident. So this is clearly no time for you to check your body's water retention powers - if you have to go, just go. And no stunts. Don't even drink water during an exam, if a question scares you, you might choke.
Capricorn . After about 250 years the moon is in this position again. Well, it's like this, when the moon is aligned in this special way, we have this really big high tide in all our coastal areas because the gravitational pull of the moon on the earth is exceptionally high. So don't go near the seashore for a week and wear the heaviest pair of boots you can find. We don't want you being pulled away to the moon now, do we ?
Scorpio . Vous avez la possibilite de travailler ou d'aller etudier le francias dans un pays francophone. Vous en discutez avec un etudiant et vous tenez compte de ses arguments... What !!! You DON'T know French ? Well... What are you waiting for, go learn it. From this week your forecast will always be in French.