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Oaklala
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Oaklala
Post Number: 2292
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 198.176.189.201
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 10:36 am: | 
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they idn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they
didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they
didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't now what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
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Neo
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Neo
Post Number: 1946
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 66.98.180.35
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 4:41 pm: |
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edava trokkalo jokelu |
Vamsea
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Vamsea
Post Number: 995
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 24.117.113.85
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 11:28 am: |
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Two American men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation, one of them
kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got
married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my
stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son, This boy
was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the
son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made
me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister
of
my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother, This makes my father,
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I
am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
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Proline
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Proline
Post Number: 1500
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 128.206.213.4
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 12:43 am: |
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Proline
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Proline
Post Number: 1339
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 128.206.213.4
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 11:23 pm: |
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Huberta
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Huberta
Post Number: 186
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 198.11.23.28
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 - 1:17 am: |
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Megamama
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Megamama
Post Number: 2031
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 193.229.223.110
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2004 - 4:00 pm: |
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Huberta
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Huberta
Post Number: 122
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 198.11.23.28
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2004 - 11:56 pm: |
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Anni topics bore kodutunnayi.. nenu chadukodaniki meeku edaina telisinavi jokes, links etcc, C&P cheyyandi...
PSnly that can be readable at work..
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Rediff
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Rediff
Post Number: 2948
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 128.163.242.26
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 10, 2004 - 9:00 pm: |
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In the confines of cubicles by artificial light,
Sipping coffee from the machines day and night.
Speaking on phones, in meetings we sit.
Staring the monitor, the keyboard(s) we hit.
Far away from loved ones whom for days we do not meet.
Remembering them, working, on our seat.
This is life for us,
Working away from homes and loved ones in places afar.
What a life, techies we are.
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Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 628
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 65.90.49.2
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 07, 2004 - 6:34 pm: |
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try seddam |
Jaguar
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Jaguar
Post Number: 1583
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 63.226.132.130
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 01, 2004 - 4:33 pm: |
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try seddam |
Billa_pichodu
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Billa_pichodu
Post Number: 584
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 207.44.192.52
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 5:59 pm: |
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Anni topics bore kodutunnayi.. nenu chadukodaniki meeku edaina telisinavi jokes, links etcc, C&P cheyyandi...
PS:-Only that can be readable at work.. |
Jaguar
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Jaguar
Post Number: 773
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 63.226.132.130
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 19, 2004 - 6:07 pm: |
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anni sections lo nuvvu sesindi cut paste eegaa |
Banda
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Banda
Post Number: 31
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 172.188.147.66
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 6:02 pm: |
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i think there r some unwanted sections
u can mix these sections into one..
it relieves us from scrolling down to see the other sections. |
Ayithey
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Ayithey
Post Number: 97
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 129.107.37.113
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, November 16, 2004 - 1:07 am: |
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Shetty
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Shetty
Post Number: 1157
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.136.205.157
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, November 15, 2004 - 9:58 pm: |
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jhl.kj;.l |
Thikamaka
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 1556
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.23
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 2:22 pm: |
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During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and stared
intently at the table in front of him for a while. Then he looked up at us
and explained that he thought he had brought six piles of papers with him,
but "no matter how he counted" there was only five on the table. Then he
became silent for a while again and then told the following story:
"When I was young in Poland I met the great mathematician Waclaw
Sierpinski. He was old already then and rather absent-minded. Once he had
to move to a new place for some reason. His wife didn't trust him very
much, so when they stood down on the street with all their things, she
said:
- Now, you stand here and watch our ten trunks, while I go and get a
taxi.
She left and left him there, eyes somewhat glazed and humming absently.
Some minutes later she returned, presumably having called for a taxi. Says
Mr. Sierpinski (possibly with a glint in his eye):
- I thought you said there were ten trunks, but I've only counted to nine.
- No, they're TEN!
- No, count them: 0, 1, 2, ..."
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Thikamaka
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 1555
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.23
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 2:18 pm: |
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Wiener was in fact very absent minded. The following story is told about
him: When they moved from Cambridge to Newton his wife, knowing that he
would be absolutely useless on the move, packed him off to MIT while she
directed the move. Since she was certain that he would forget that they
had moved and where they had moved to, she wrote down the new address on a
piece of paper, and gave it to him. Naturally, in the course of the day,
an insight occurred to him. He reached in his pocket, found a piece of
paper on which he furiously scribbled some notes, thought it over, decided
there was a fallacy in his idea, and threw the piece of paper away. At the
end of the day he went home (to the old address in Cambridge, of course).
When he got there he realized that they had moved, that he had no idea
where they had moved to, and that the piece of paper with the address was
long gone. Fortunately inspiration struck. There was a young girl on the
street and he conceived the idea of asking her where he had moved to,
saying, "Excuse me, perhaps you know me. I'm Norbert Wiener and we've just
moved. Would you know where we've moved to?" To which the young girl
replied, "Yes daddy, mommy thought you would forget."
The capper to the story is that I asked his daughter (the girl in the
story) about the truth of the story, many years later. She said that it
wasn't quite true -- that he never forgot who his children were! The rest
of it, however, was pretty close to what actually happened...
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Idiot
Bewarse Legend
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 7634
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 2:13 pm: |
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> > 1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
> > with
> > fire at one end & a fool at the other.
> >
> > 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
> > one-day
> > internationals are more popular than a five day
> > test.
> >
> > 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
> > his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
> >
> > 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
> >
> > 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from
> > the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
> > without passing through "the minds of either".
> >
> > 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied
> > by
> > the number present.
> >
> > 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
> > way that everybody believes he got the biggest
> > piece.
> >
> > 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
> > will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
> >
> > 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
> > marriage.
> >
> > 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
> > nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
> >
> > 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going
> > to
> > feel a feeling you have never felt before.
> >
> > 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not
> > read.
> >
> > 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things
> > straight.
> >
> > 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your
> > strenuous home life.
> >
> > 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get
> > to
> > open their mouth.
> >
> > 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you
> > know
> > more than you actually do.
> >
> > 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
> > individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
> > done together.
> >
> > 18. Experience : The name men give to their
> > mistakes.
> >
> > 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
> >
> > 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
> > life, to be spoken of when dead.
> >
> > 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell
> > in
> > such a way that you actually look forward to the
> > trip.
> >
> > 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if
> > he accidentally falls into a river.
> >
> > 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from
> > Eiffel
> > Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
> >
> > 24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the
> > last
> > letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word
> > OPPORTUNITY.
> >
> > 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can
> > die
> > rich.
> >
> > 26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
> >
> > 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...
> > except that he got caught.
> >
> > 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late
> > and
> > late when you are early.
> >
> > 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before
> > elections and your Confidence after.
> >
> > 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,
> > and kills you with his bills.
> >
> > 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for
> > reading
> > such mails......
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Thikamaka
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Thikamaka
Post Number: 1554
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 203.101.70.23
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 2:11 pm: |
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Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937) New Zealand physicist One student in
Rutherford's lab was very hard-working. Rutherford had noticed it and asked
one evening:
- Do you work in the mornings too?
- Yes, - proudly answered the student sure he would be commended.
- But when do you think? - amazed Rutherford.
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Idiot
Bewarse Legend
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 7630
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:59 pm: |
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Have You Ever Given A THOUGHT
What Life Has Become All ABOUT
Our WINDOWS Open On The Face Of GATES When It Should
Be Our LIFE-MATES
We Play Around With MOUSE
When It Should Be Our SPOUSE
Always Our Hands Are On The KEYS
When It Should Be On Our 'WOULD-BEes'
How Long Can You Go On CODING
When You Should Be At Ooty BOATING
Hey You Robots Running After CAREER
Listen To This Carefully DEAR
Life Is Not Just COBOL,
It Is Also PYAR-KE-DO-BOL
Life Is Not Just C-PLUS-PLUS
It Is Also PYAR-PLUS-PLUS
Life Is Not Just DEBUGGING
It Is Also HUGGING.....
SO Once In A While Think TWICE
Life Will Be So NICE
If One Gets Out Of 'if-then-else' & "While Loops'
And Goes Out With Friends For Dates, FRUIT-SALADS & SOUPS
C'mon End This Life Of ROBOTISM
And Fill It With ROMANTICISM
C'MON All The Romeos (And Juliets)
Lets Take A Vow
All Boring
ROUTIN! ES
SUB-ROUTINES
PROCEDURES Out Will We THROW
And Seeds Of LOVE And CARE Shall We Sow
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Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2213
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:55 pm: |
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It is reported by
Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar in _Truth_and_Beauty:_Aesthetics_and_
Motivations_in_Science_, U. Chicago Press, 1987, p. 117, and was told by
Eddington himself to Chandrasekhar and others at a dinner in Trinity during
the Christmas recess of 1933:
[ ... ] as the joint meeting of the Royal Society and the Royal
Astronomical Society was dispersing [this was 6 November 1919,
when the results of the eclipse expedition that confirmed Einstein's
prediction of the bending of light by gravity were announced],
Ludwig Silberstein came up to him and said, "Professor Eddington,
you must be one of three persons in the world who understands
general relativity." On Eddington's demurring to this statement,
Silberstein responded, "Don't be modest, Eddington," and Eddington
replied that, "On the contrary, I am trying to think who the third
person is."
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Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2212
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:54 pm: |
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nenu idiot(s) maaTalu pattinchukonu |
Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2813
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:53 pm: |
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Tifosi mama nuvvu continue cheyyi. You are having a good collection it seems |
Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2210
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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The story is that Albert Einstein's driver used to sit at the back of the
hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to
AE that he could probably give the lecture himself, haveing heard it
several times. So at the next stop on the tour, AE & the driver switched
places, with AE sitting at the back, in driver's uniform. The driver gave
the lecture, flawlessly. At the end, a member of the audience asked a
detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer
replied, 'well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my
driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it...'.
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Idiot
Bewarse Legend
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 7626
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:47 pm: |
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>> Ikkada nuvvu feel avvaku kukka to polchanani.. Sametha gurthuku vachindante...
cheyyalsina damage antha chesi ee nokkudu enduku |
Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2810
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:45 pm: |
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Idiot mama enduku mama nuvvu cheyyavu pakkanodivi cheyyanivvavu..
Andukane annaru gaddi vamu daggara kukka tanu tinadu inkolni tinanivvadu ani,..
Ikkada nuvvu feel avvaku kukka to polchanani.. Sametha gurthuku vachindante... |
Idiot
Bewarse Legend
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 7622
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:43 pm: |
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continue cheyyi mama
nenu just kiddinguuuuu |
Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2809
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:42 pm: |
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kontamandi professors are really great..Now you know why.. |
Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2209
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:42 pm: |
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pani bongu ledu...wanted to share anecdotes which I liked... |
Idiot
Bewarse Legend
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 7621
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:41 pm: |
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TIF mama mari dil pe teesukunattu unnav?  |
Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2207
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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During a lecture, professor Dirac made a mistake in an equation he was
writing on the blackboard. A couragous student raises his finger and says
timidly : "Professor Dirac, I do not understand equation 2.".Dirac
continues writing without any reaction. The student supposes Dirac has not
heard him and raises his finger again, and says, louder this time:
"Professor Dirac, I do not understand equation 2." No reaction. Somebody on
the first row decides to intervene and says: "Professor Dirac, that man is
asking a question." "Oh," Dirac replies, I thought he was making a
statement."
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Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2806
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:36 pm: |
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>>They cheer
me because they all understand me, and they cheer you because no one
understand you.
Ee quote chala super mama... |
Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2205
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:32 pm: |
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Charlie Chaplin had invited Albert Einstein to the premiere of City
Lights. When the public cheered them both, Chaplin remarked: "They cheer
me because they all understand me, and they cheer you because no one
understand you. |
Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2803
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:30 pm: |
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tifosi mama kummavu gaa... |
Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2199
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:11 pm: |
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Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) one day was approached by his assistant who
all excited informed him that he had just discovered a universal solvent.
Liebig asked: - "And what is a universal solvent?" Assistant: - "One that
dissolves all substances." Liebig: - "Where are you going to keep that
solvent, then?!!!"
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Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2797
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:08 pm: |
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choosanu Ladder babai... Deepavali songs collection chala poor gaa undi... Emi dorakaledu.. |
Nichchena
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Nichchena
Post Number: 950
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 203.197.253.62
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:07 pm: |
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SA babai...deepavali song oti pettanu..chuskopo.. |
Pulihora
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Pulihora
Post Number: 8
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 128.206.213.4
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:06 pm: |
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pico grams lo |
Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2796
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:06 pm: |
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intaki mana DB sodarula brain enta weigh chestundoo,,, |
Brad
Bewarse Legend
Username: Brad
Post Number: 10180
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:05 pm: |
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alavatu padda sareram kadaa samma gaa vuntaadi.... |
Deithadi
Celebrity Bewarse
Username: Deithadi
Post Number: 880
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 149.166.144.230
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Idiot
Bewarse Legend
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 7607
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:04 pm: |
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>> Cutta paste cheyyandi
needi roju chestaaru kada db lo |
Tifosi
Yavvanam Kaatesina Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 2198
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Bischoff, one of the leading anatomists of Europe, thrived in the 1870s.
He carefully measured brain weights, and after many years' accumulation of
much data he observed that the average weight of a man's brain was 1350
grams, that of a woman only 1250 grams. This at once, he argued, was
infallible proof of the mental superiority of men over women. Throughout
his life he defended this hypothesis with the conviction of a zealot. Being
the true scientist, he specified in his will that his own brain be added to
his impressive collection. The postmortem examination elicited the
interesting fact that his own brain weighed only 1245 grams.
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Musicfan
Mudiripoyina Bewarse
Username: Musicfan
Post Number: 2795
Registered: 05-2004
Posted From: 134.244.170.168
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Votes: 0(Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 1:03 pm: |
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>>aa poincare joke endhi baasu, paste chesina neeku anna artham aindha ??
artham kala... |
Pulihora
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Brad
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Cutta paste cheyyandi.. |
Deithadi
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aa poincare joke endhi baasu, paste chesina neeku anna artham aindha ?? |
Pulihora
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Making Money
Thesis:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true.
Postulate 1:
Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2:
Time is Money.
Proof:
As every engineer knows,
Work
--------- = Power
Time
since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work
--------- = Knowledge
Money
solving for Money, we get
Work
--------- = Money
Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more money you make. |
Tifosi
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* boss = woman
* slave = man
* captured = married
* liberated = divorced
* recaptured = remarried
* epsilon = child (for the mathematical symbol)
= a little
* to preach = to give a math lecture
* to exist = to do math
* to die = to stop doing math
* trivial being = Someone who does not do math
* to leave = to die
* to arrive = to be born
* Joe = USSR (for Joseph Stalin)
* Sam = USA (for Uncle Sam)
* Sam and Joe show= International news
* Ned = Australia (for Ned Kelly, a famous Australian
bandit from the 19th century)
* János = Hungary (for János Kádár, ruler of Hungary 1956-1988)
* On the long wavelength = communist (for red)
* On the short wavelength = fascist (opposite of red)
* noise = music
* poison = alcohol
* my brain is open = I am ready to do mathematics
* what was that when it was alive? = what kind of meat is that?
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Tifosi
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here is a story about a famous mathematician
Poincare bought
bread once a day from his local baker. The bread was supposed to weigh 1
kilo but afer a year of record keeping Poicare found a nice normal
distribution with mean 950 gr. He called the police and they told the baker
to behave himself. One year later Poicare reported to the police that the
baker had not reformed. The police confronted the baker and he said "How
could Poicare have known that we always gave him the largest loaf?
Poincare then showed the police his record for this year which was again a
bell shaped curve with max at 950 gr. but trucated on the left side.
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Pulihora
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Some Undiscovered Laws
ACTION'S LAW
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
ALBRECHT'S LAW
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
ALLEN'S (or CANN'S) AXIOM
When all else fails, read the instructions.
BOREN'S FIRST LAW
When in doubt, mumble.
BOVE'S THEOREM
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
BOWIE'S THEOREM
If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
BROOK'S LAW
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
CANADA BILL JONES' MOTTO
It's morally wrong to allow naive end users to keep their money.
CANN'S (or ALLEN'S) AXIOM
When all else fails, read the instructions.
CARLSON'S CONSOLATION
Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad example.
CLARKE'S THIRD LAW
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
COHN'S LAW
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
CONWAY'S LAW
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
LAW OF CONTINUITY
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
CORRESPONDENCE COROLLARY
An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half of your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.
CROPP'S LAW
The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.
CUTLER WEBSTER'S LAW
There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
DEADLINE-DAN'S DEMO DEMONSTRATION
The higher the "higher-ups" are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.
DEMIAN'S OBSERVATION
There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
DENNISTON'S LAW
Virtue is its own punishment.
THE DILBERT PRINCIPLE
Incompetent Employees are promoted to the position where they can do the least damage - Management.
- Scott Adams
DOW'S LAW
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.
DR. CALIGARI'S COME-BACK
A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several hours of work without performing a backup.
ESTRIDGE'S LAW
No matter how large and standardized the marketplace is, IBM can redefine it. |
Nichchena
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>>>>Nichena mama already nee thread okati undi kada.. nuvvu question veste varam rojulaki kani answer cheppavu.. ippudu anta opika ledule..
evaraina vachchi correct gaa answer cheptaremonani oka 2,3 days chusta mama...ante tappa cheppakudadhani kadu |
Pulihora
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New Scientific Units
Here is a conversion chart taken from The Bent of Tau Beta Pi, Spring 1988. Reprinted without permission.
* 1012 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
* 106 bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 500 millinaries = 1 seminary
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 10-6 fish = 1 microfiche
* 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 1 unit of suspense in a mystery novel = 1 whod unit
* 1012 pins = 1 terrapin
* 10-12 Boulevard = 1 Pico Boulevard (L.A.)
* 1021 picolos = 1 gigolo
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 100 rations = 1 C-ration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 10 monologues = 1 decalogue
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickles = 2 paradigms
* 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox
* 1 milli-Helen (of Troy) = amount of face that can launch one ship
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Musicfan
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thanks tifosi mama... inkemaina unte cheyyi |
Tifosi
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Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
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Musicfan
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Nichena mama already nee thread okati undi kada.. nuvvu question veste varam rojulaki kani answer cheppavu.. ippudu anta opika ledule..
Deevali poote edo navvu kundamani adigaa ante..Evaltiki vodileyyi.. Veelunte Deepavil meeda Q&A esuko... |
Thikamaka
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Discoveries That Men And Women Made
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping. |
Manchu_pallaki
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Ninna aa Bewarse Star ni panduga sesukonnadu Dimbsaa mama. |
Idiot
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Musicfan
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Dimbs mama nuvvu assalu katti kadaaa.. Avvanni chadivesake kage ee taadu open chesindi... |
Manchu_pallaki
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>>mana db ne kada ani
Saardaka naamadheya, namo namaha. |
Musicfan
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Thanks badri mama LOL...
inkemaina unte postu,,, |
Idiot
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mana db ne kada ani  |
Badri
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nichena mama ee thaduni vadileyyi mama  |
Manchu_pallaki
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Idiottu konchemanna siggundaali. Yekkada padaithe akkada kottesukontaav paadu.  |
Idiot
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neekoka quiz
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Manchu_pallaki
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>>ayithe neekoka quiz on sangeetham...okena
 Iragadiyyi mama. |
Manchu_pallaki
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Mrcool
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received in a mail!
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her. They got married - and now he is going
through hell.
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day,
he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car
with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you
can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you
don't promise to send us $100000, I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope
you will keep yours." |
Onlyorange
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mee mugguru idhi click seyandi
click here |
Nichchena
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>>>Anni topics bore kodutunnayi
ayithe neekoka quiz on sangeetham...okena |
Badri
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Post Number: 1985
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http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/discus/discus/messages/4/16837 .html?1100199509
MF mama,
aa link chaduvu. dimbaka mama posts miss avvaku...taravata nuvvu enjoy chesavo ledho cheppu
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Dimbaka
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Click on this...Office ayina problem ledu. |
Musicfan
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Anni topics bore kodutunnayi.. nenu chadukodaniki meeku edaina telisinavi jokes, links etcc, C&P cheyyandi...
PSnly that can be readable at work..
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