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True_indian
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Username: True_indian
Post Number: 1193
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.175.182.94
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 10:07 am: |    |
Ledu PD mama, anduke pillaki enta experience undali ani adiga
1-2 yrs ayithe julie
3-4yrs ayithe Udaya Bhanu ni set seddam ani plan
Neeru alle parali andari daham teerchali
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Cinejeevi
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cinejeevi
Post Number: 2212
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.51.51.214
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 10:06 am: | |
gF
adedo cinema lo (pekata paparao???) lo gundu dialogue to RP gurtochhindi
"julie ni sesuko babai andariki panikochhuddi"
nanu veedani peedavi neeve, kalaga medile needa neeve. |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11678
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 10:04 am: | |
ti maava nuvu serious gaa theesukunnava..
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
True_indian
Bewarse
Username: True_indian
Post Number: 1192
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.175.182.94
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 10:03 am: | |
GF mama ne resume ikkada pettu
pilla ela undali, enta experience undali
anni pedite appudu evariana dorakavacchu
Neeru alle parali andari daham teerchali
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Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8822
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 7:10 am: | |
nenu vellinavi ani variety desalu antava.. US , UK tapute emi desalu kadha niku 
sudali mama china kuda .. time vundi daniki inka
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer  |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11641
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 6:55 am: | |
eedu eedu yeppudoo penta kuppalo(aids) padathaavu
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 3143
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 6:54 am: | |
"mamalu china help" antunte nuvvu choosina vinta desalu salaka ippdu china potunnavu anukunna.
Great men are remembered for their failures, ordinary players for their triumphs. |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8813
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 6:11 am: | |
sapta samudralu ida ledu kani inka.. 3 continent lu ida mama
aa mathram exp saripotundi emo kadha ?
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Gochi
Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 2000
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 24.175.227.94
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 6:05 am: | |
 mari neeku eetha ochaaa...
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8812
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 6:01 am: | |
pelli ki aite 
kumming aite 
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Gochi
Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 1999
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 24.175.227.94
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:53 am: | |
GF maava...Udayabhaanu sambandham readygaa undi...settling seddamaa....pilla melimi bangaaram...
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11632
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:51 am: | |
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8809
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:50 am: | |
KC mama avunu mama..
tondarga chesisukovali lekapote andharu nanu PD PD ani pilustaru emo 
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8808
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:49 am: | |
NE mama nanu sala confuse sesiavu.. adi sadivaka emi telchuka lekapotuna 
gochiga atta antavu etti.. naku pelli kavali 
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Gochi
Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 1998
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 24.175.227.94
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:38 am: | |
GF maava....asalu neeku pelli avasaramaa......
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11630
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:33 am: | |
ne mava thats true...happy...
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Aavakaaya
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Aavakaaya
Post Number: 96
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.220.151.50
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:32 am: | |
>>ayina anni dantlo thelisanvee kadhaa...
nijame...but there is one thing called 'opinion matching'. :-) |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11628
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:29 am: | |
antha pedda post sadive oopika leedhu..ayina anni dantlo thelisanvee kadhaa...
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Aavakaaya
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Aavakaaya
Post Number: 94
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 195.220.151.50
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:28 am: | |
Nenu_evaru mama...
baaga cheppav.
>No, this is written for those who would like their >wife to have a good figure too. For you, the job >is harder. Typically, Indian women do not get >much physical exercise, and consequently, if >they are not scrawny, tend to be on the >overweight side. Why do you think sarees are
>so popular in India? Because they can hide all
>the embarrassing bulk! Some men think that >Indian women do not have shapely legs by >reasons of genetics. I say to them, check out >the figures of the IA (ABCD to you politically >incorrect guys) women. They are on par with
>anything I have seen on any other race. This is >because IA women work out and take care to
>keep themselves in shape.
idi maatram nijam mama. |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11627
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:27 am: | |
.... ...
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Kingchoudary
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 3706
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.54.130.129
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:23 am: | |
GF mama,
Avunu mama, neeku pelli vayasu vachesindi, ventane chesuko, lekapothe PD gaani typelo mudiri poyina benda kaya ayipothavu.. appudu yevalu neeku Bhumikaa ni kaadu kadaa paakeejaa ni kooda ivvaru
Den*e vaadikemi kaadu Den*inchukunnodiki yemi kaadu madyalo chusinodiki bokka |
Nenu_evaru
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Nenu_evaru
Post Number: 129
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 67.111.137.94
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:16 am: | |
If you are a typical, single, Indian man who lives outside India, the time will come when it will dawn on you that the only chance you have to indulge in wedded bliss lies in the hallowed institution of the "Arranged Marriage". You probably left India when you were twenty-one, having squandered your adolescence striving to get here. At this point, you are twenty-five or older, and have been out of touch with the general Indian female population for more than a decade. All the women you know back home are married. This manual is written for those of you who harbor hopes of acquiring a beautiful arranged bride.
If you belong to the rarified set of intellectuals to whom the external female form holds no charms, and those who evaluate others according to the quality of their inner selves, this manual is not for you. Before you stop reading, please accept my heartiest congratulations on your self control and ideological correctness. I am not worthy of even addressing you (kneel! kneel!).
No, this manual is for the rest of you, mere mortals, who still have enough red blood in their veins so that you can admit, even to yourselves, that you rather like the idea of having a beautiful wife.
Of course, before I even go about describing how to acquire beauty, it is necessary to define it. And this is where I expect the most disagreement. There will be those among you who proclaim, "But beauty is in the eye of the beholder!" And you would be partly right.
If you are a man who equates beauty to facial attractiveness, there is not much that this manual can do for you. You are a very fortunate man, for Indian women have the most beautiful faces of any race in the world. You have a very large pool to choose from, and you do not need much help in choosing, because you can look at each prospective bride's face and decide whether she is beautiful or not.
No, this is written for those who would like their wife to have a good figure too. For you, the job is harder. Typically, Indian women do not get much physical exercise, and consequently, if they are not scrawny, tend to be on the overweight side. Why do you think sarees are so popular in India? Because they can hide all the embarrassing bulk! Some men think that Indian women do not have shapely legs by reasons of genetics. I say to them, check out the figures of the IA (ABCD to you politically incorrect guys) women. They are on par with anything I have seen on any other race. This is because IA women work out and take care to keep themselves in shape. You cannot go covering yourself up around here, not if you want to get dates.
If you are one of those academic types who have not given much thought to the matter, or merely one of those blighters who like to ask intelligent questions to which you already know the answers, and ask me, "But why does one NEED a beautiful wife?" I would reply that beauty is a double edged sword. It has its advantages and disadvantages, some of which I summarize below.
Advantages of having a beautiful wife.
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a) A beautiful girl is much easier to adjust to than an unattractive one. You will be much more tolerant of her faults during the initial "adjustment" phase of marriage, simply because you will not have the heart to get irritated with someone so lovely. She will be much easier to forgive after a fight.
b) If you are the typical desi engineer, you will not be exactly Adonis Reborn. If your wife is homely too, your child will probably look like the Swamp Thing, or the Blob. If you love your unborn children, you owe it to them to give them a beautiful mother.
c) A beautiful wife enhances your social stature. People will look at you and think, "How the ^&*% did that !@## land such a gorgeous babe? He must have something that is not visible on the outside!" You will get invited to more parties, especially by men who want to spend the evening drooling at her. Conversely, if your wife is homely, you will be rather embarrassed to take her to gatherings of your friends, especially if they are all married to knockouts.
d) And most importantly, sex will be much better if your wife is good-looking. Otherwise, after a couple of years when the pent-up horniness of the past 25+ years has worn off, you probably will not be even able to get it up, unless you resort to ungentlemanly and undignified tactics, like fantasising about Sridevi when you are in bed.
Disadvantages of having a beautiful wife.
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a) If you are one of those for whom innocence, virtue and chastity are important, beautiful women are not for you. My empirical research shows that, while beauty (or the lack of it) in a woman is in no way indicative of her intelligence, beautiful women are invariably very street-smart. They KNOW that they are good looking, and have got used to people bending over
 Nenu Evarni? |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11626
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:15 am: | |
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8807
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:14 am: | |
nee yenks nenu serious ikkada
edava davilogue ette niku ichi pelli cheseta julie thoti.. nitho patu naku itadi apudu
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8806
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:12 am: | |
amayi etta vuna parvaleud mamalu..
atleast bhumika la vunte chalu 
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11625
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:12 am: | |
bj ithadi rooju..
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8805
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:04 am: | |
voru ee julie ?
matham diff kadha emana porbs vastayi emo kadha
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 11623
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:03 am: | |
julie nu sesukoo mavaa..
naluguriki nachinadi nakasalee ika nachadu roo... |
Godfather
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Username: Godfather
Post Number: 8803
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 5:02 am: | |
naku pelli vayasu vachisi natu vundi.. voru ana koncham ellati pillani sesukovalo chepandi
lekapote na bio-data ista miku telisina oh manchi pilla ni susi petochu kadha..
mi peru sepukoni sesha jeevitham gadipesta
For many , the best invention is Wheel; For me Beer |
