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Diwakaram
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Diwakaram
Post Number: 3305
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 203.196.195.68
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:46 am: |    |
Kikiki..yevaro kaani manci comedy ga rasaru.. |
Codes
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Codes
Post Number: 900
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 80.80.13.18
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:30 am: | |
intha anukunta mama, continuation ipati daka emi ledu.. 
No Code, NO Bug.. , Beware of me.. I am CODE'S'..  |
Diwakaram
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Diwakaram
Post Number: 3303
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 203.196.195.68
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:28 am: | |
Deeni continuation yekkadundi.. |
Jonny
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Username: Jonny
Post Number: 1356
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 58.104.93.38
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:21 am: | |
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Codes
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Codes
Post Number: 890
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 80.80.13.18
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:32 am: | |
A SECRET SO DEVASTATING THAT IF REVEALED COULD LEAD TO EVEN MORE CATACLISMIC POPULATION EXPLOSION…..
WAS THE MOST NOTORIOUS PIECE OF INDIAN LITERATURE ORIGINALLY PART OF THE GREATEST EPIC POEM EVER WRITTEN?
WERE THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE KAMASUTRA THE SAME GODS AND GODDESSES GLORIFIED IN ANCIENT TEXTS?
CONTINUING WITH THE MODERN INDIAN TRADITION OF BLATANTLY APING THE WEST….
A.M.RATNAM
PRESENTS
CAPTAIN
in
THE DA MACHI CODE
‘ SO CORNY A DARK MAN’
No Code, NO Bug.. , Beware of me.. I am CODE'S'.. |
Diwakaram
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Diwakaram
Post Number: 3302
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 203.196.195.68
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:29 am: | |
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Codes
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Codes
Post Number: 889
Registered: 05-2006
Posted From: 80.80.13.18
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:14 am: | |
continuation leda ?
No Code, NO Bug.. , Beware of me.. I am CODE'S'.. |
Schummy
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Username: Schummy
Post Number: 1361
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 38.223.231.249
| | Posted on Thursday, June 15, 2006 - 3:40 pm: | |
ki ki ki
Bangaram review:target audience are people who are in coma. -fullhyderabad.com
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Gaali
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 10573
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
| | Posted on Thursday, June 15, 2006 - 3:39 pm: | |
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Gudiwada
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Username: Gudiwada
Post Number: 2230
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
| | Posted on Thursday, June 15, 2006 - 3:30 pm: | |
Robert Lingam I.P.S (Rajinikanth) visits Madurai to
deliver a lecture
in college about public safety. The head pujari of
Meenakshi temple is
murdered. He was stabbed to death, but before dying he
lies down in the
robotic break dance position next to a shiva lingam,
the message
clearly being "call robert lingam". He had also
smashed the breasts of a
goddess statue and hung a bell with a chain from her
hip. Also clutched
in his hand is the Congress party manifesto with the
49% reservation for
OBCs underlined with his blood.
Pujari's grand daughter Mahalakshmi (Sneha) had just
returned from USA
with a degree in cryptology, symbology, singing and
group-dance. She
cuts short her weekend trip to Chennai and returns to
Madurai upon the
murder. She meets Commissioner Lingam at the murder
site and together
embark to solve the murder and in the process "witness
the biggest cover
up in Hindu history". "My 'Thaatha' used to insist
that me and my
brother play hide and seek inside the temple", said
Mahalakshmi.
"Why the congress manifesto? Why the underlining on
the reservation
part? Was your thaatha going to lose his job as
head-priest to an OBC
candidate?", puzzled look on Lingam's face with knit
eyebrows.
"Thaatha always said reservation was plain bull shit"
"What?"
"Bull shit - very rarely he used english but whenever
this topic used
to come up, he wud use that term"
Lingam's eyes lit up. "That's the clue...yes, bull
shit, oh Jesus how
did I miss that", excited he clutches Mahalakshmi's
wrist as they bolt
out of the murder scene.
"Where is the biggest Nandi bull statue in this
templecomplex?"
"by the East gate"
"Let's go".................
Lingam put his hand into the orifice which was the
asshole of the Nandi
bull statue. His fingers felt the cold touch of an
ancient palm leaf.
Pulling it out Lingam attempted to read under the
flickering light of
the solitary lamp post nearby. Neatly written in
outdated tamil script
were the lines,
"Kai Anchu, Vaai Nooru Periya bookukule oru chinna
book"
"Ah", Lingam sighed.
"What does it mean?"
"I have heard both these lines before...but in a very
different
context"
Lingam looked skywards for some divine intervention to
help him solve
this new clue. Towering into the skyline in front of
him as dawn was
breaking,was the tall gopuram of the temple. Quickly
turning around, a
smile danced on Lingam's lips as his sight fell on all
the five towers.
"The five
towers, phallic symbols...the five Pandava brothers,
We need to get to
a library, I need to see the original copy of the
Kama sutra",
"this early in the morning?" asked Mahalakshmi as they
hurried towards
Lingam's jeep.
As they jeep hurtled towards the town library, Lingam
explained, "Few
temples in India are famous for their erotic art and
architecture.
The kings built those to encourage population growth.
For centuries,
there has been rumours of a secret society that
guarded a secret behind
such art and symbols, a secret so powerful that if
revealed would shake
the very foundations of conservative culture." |
