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Username: Symbol_of_king

Post Number: 29
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 68.226.158.5
Posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 - 10:02 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Year : 2020

Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA

Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100


Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?

John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become
very strict.

John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?

John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in
front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it
got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by
4pm.

Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for
USA

John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in
coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.

Alex: So, when are you leaving?

John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India
and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of
dream come true.

Alex: How long are you going to stay in India.

John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my
company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta ..
(green
card)

Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara
Patta in India.

John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.

Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and
Mumbai.

John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and
cultured.

Alex: Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?

John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,
it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.

Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God!
what about in Bangalore, Mumbai?

John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is
like the world headquarters of software

Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot
for help.

John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for
less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which
costs Rs.2,00,000/- but has got a lovely design.

Alex: By the way, who is your client?

John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian company,
specialising in Embedded Software.

Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are
really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened
their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay you in
full
even when you are on bench.

My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar,
the most liveable place in India, probably world. There you have
full
freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I
wonder
how that state has perfected that system.

John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our America also follows
their
footsteps.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?

John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my
first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my
proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent per cent
score in TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.

Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.

John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train,
world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can
see actors like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also
near Bollywood.

Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may
then relax the number of visas.

John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy visited White House
and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at aSilicon
Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech
City
of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very
lucky
person.

Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's
Infosys.

John: He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys
like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you
keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.

Alex: OK, Good Luck John.

John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta
Pyjama"
because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you
will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get
rejected. But don't forget to say " Namaste, aap kaise hai " to the
Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give
you a visa if you don't greet him that way.