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Tifosi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 6410
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 12, 2005 - 10:59 am: |    |
...enjoy it for what it is...
you are welcome to replace your mom with manishi
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Manishi
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Manishi
Post Number: 4449
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.105
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 12, 2005 - 10:57 am: | |
Tif mama ! Duniya lo evari meedha comedy ayina ok kaani Mom meedha mathram vaddu mama ! I know it is on lighter side but .... |
Tifosi
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 6409
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 12, 2005 - 10:55 am: | |
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste. |
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