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Manasnaidu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Manasnaidu
Post Number: 73
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.91.193.5
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 11:31 am: |    |
SHOCKING TELEGRAMS
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which
the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram
to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return
to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was
the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
queue,
she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
husband
which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old
lady."
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put
"You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the
bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched
the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the
bottom".
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TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his
wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye).
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Manasnaidu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Manasnaidu
Post Number: 72
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.91.193.5
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 11:29 am: | |
LETTER FROM A SARDAR'S LOVING MOTHER
Pyaare Puttar,
Vahe Guru. I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read
fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper
that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't
be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the
house numbers with them for their new house so they wouldn' t have to change
their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
above the commode. I' m not sure it works too well.Last week I put in 3
shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first
time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me
to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the
mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the
pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is a badmash.He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were
confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don' t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle..
Your uncle, Satinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned
for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he
died. And your friend died while in the process of
digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love Mom.
P.S : I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already
sealed.
Enjoy!! |
Manasnaidu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Manasnaidu
Post Number: 70
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.91.193.5
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 11:25 am: | |
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Tifosi
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 5480
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 11:25 am: | |
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jara idea ki support oste shuru cheyyaochu |
Manasnaidu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Manasnaidu
Post Number: 68
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 203.91.193.5
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 11:23 am: | |
bore koduthundi mama nuvve start cheyyi |
Tifosi
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 5478
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 208.37.228.208
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2005 - 11:20 am: | |
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