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Thirdfront
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Thirdfront
Post Number: 38
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 84.59.5.25
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:29 pm: |    |
Neo maayya kummav po....navvaleka chastunna. |
Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6103
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:18 pm: | |
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Donga_evaru
Bewarse
Username: Donga_evaru
Post Number: 1993
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 134.130.242.160
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:17 pm: | |
ni yenks pathi babayi
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Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 298
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:16 pm: | |
A salesman rang the doorbell, and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was home.
Johnny said, "Yes."
The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?"
Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower."
The salesman asked if his mother was home.
Johnny said, "Yes."
The salesman asked, "Well, can I see her?"
Johnny snickered again and said, "No, she's in the shower too."
The salesman then asked, "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Johnny laughed this time and said, "No."
The salesman asked, "Why?"
"Well," Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him some Super Glue." |
Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6102
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:16 pm: | |
pathi babai..continueeeeeee |
Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6100
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:10 pm: | |
pathi babai..keevv kevv kevvv
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Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 296
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:08 pm: | |
An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.
With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead." |
Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6097
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:06 pm: | |
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Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 295
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:05 pm: | |
A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out, "And who created all there is in 6six days and rested on the seventh," she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed, "Good God almighty!"
The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again. When the minister got to, "And who died on the cross to save us from our sins," the wife hit him again, and he jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!" The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to, "And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" the wife started to poke the husband again, but he jumped up and said, "I f you stick that damn thing in me again, I'll break it off!"
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Sree
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 4772
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 69.134.8.77
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:03 pm: | |
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Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6095
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:00 pm: | |
pathi babai..kummavvu po
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Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 294
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 3:00 pm: | |
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Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6094
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:58 pm: | |
<<vaade antaava Durga mama..>>
yeps..vaade veedu |
Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 293
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:58 pm: | |
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified." |
Sree
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 4771
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 69.134.8.77
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:57 pm: | |
>>naaku telusu aa hippie gaadu evvado
vaade antaava Durga mama.. |
Durga
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Durga
Post Number: 6092
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.144.110.131
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:56 pm: | |
naaku telusu aa hippie gaadu evvado..
pathi babai..neeku paanch vesi daani cover cesaale |
Vikarna
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Vikarna
Post Number: 110
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:56 pm: | |
naaku paanch padindigaa |
Sree
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Sree
Post Number: 4769
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 69.134.8.77
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:55 pm: | |
>>evdooo hippie gadu single essaadu
Evado Bobbili Pilli gaadu ayivuntadu.. |
Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 292
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:53 pm: | |
evdooo hippie gadu single essaadu |
Vikarna
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Vikarna
Post Number: 108
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:52 pm: | |
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Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 289
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
Rating: 
Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:49 pm: | |
IDI SOODU
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
Naagaraja
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Naagaraja
Post Number: 288
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 129.33.49.251
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:48 pm: | |
sinnapati joke |
Vikarna
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Vikarna
Post Number: 106
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 202.141.43.24
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 2:47 pm: | |
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a s#xy and beautiful nude model
danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his tool and they
were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of
them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,with
no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response
from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she
danced,his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell
clattering
to the ground.
Embarrassed Carlos took a few steps forward, and
bent over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started to ring............ |
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