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Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1338
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.234.12.20
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:21 pm: |    |
Prasanth garu nenu tamil cinemalu chusthanu andi ...ghanni anni chudanu ..just vikram movies anni chustha no matter what ..baga hit ayyinavi..manchi comedy and vijay dances baguna movies 
Tollywood lo Uday kiran elago..hollywood lo tom cruise elago ..Vikram alla
I mean cinema bagokapoyyina chusestha vella mugurivi
Arul was ok..but nowdays vikram oke storyline movies chesthunadhu ..marchukunte bagundu
Arul flop anni vina ghanni chala mandi average to hit anni antunaru..vijay gillli effect anni kuda antunaru
Ledhu na first pereference eppudhu telugu cinemalake unless it is vikram's movie
Nenu Telugu movies e ekkuva chusthanu
u too have a nice time
quote:Enti Tamil cinema la gurinchi matladuthondi, evado SAMBAR gadu balipoyi vuntadu e madya
e matladhakudadha 
eavru bali avaledhu don't worry |
Chamanthi
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Chamanthi
Post Number: 17
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 155.70.39.45
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 5:51 pm: | |
iyyala CP vachhinda 
Enti Tamil cinema la gurinchi matladuthondi, evado SAMBAR gadu balipoyi vuntadu e madya  |
Ramu
Bewarse
Username: Ramu
Post Number: 673
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 5:17 pm: | |
veeNammA,
maku artham ayyindi lendi meeru modify chestunnaru ani. kaani vichitram choosara original jokes ki single star mee modifications ki 5stars. vaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeee
akkaDa singles vEsindi nIku kAdu. nI cut and paste technology ki. alAgE 5s vEsindi kUDA nAku kAdu, nA modifications ki 
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu  cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1947
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:17 pm: | |
hamma CP nuvvu tamil cinemalu baaga chusthunnavaa??
andhuloARUL cinema endhukandi..adhi flop movie kadha..nenu theatrekelli dobbinchukunnaanu....
nenu chennai kabatti tamil cinemalu okay..meeru US lo undi..tamilvi ekkuva suustunnara?manchivi mathrame tamilovi suudandi
meeru first preference mana telugu cinemalaki isthunnarani aasisthu..selava..have a nice time
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 732
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:11 pm: | |
last joke
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
bye all see u tomorrow
Thread closed
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Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 4.225.160.70
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:11 pm: | |
emmi cinemalu lendi
dubbing rajani kanth movie vasthomdi..tamil movie kuda patadi
inka arul movie ekkuvasarulu chuste papam grocery shop vadu feel avutadu anni vadhilesanuade cassete paduchessi evatam entuku anni
Just ordered Dhool DVD online  so net midaki vachina pani ayyipoyindi
Take care guys
Seeya later |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 731
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:10 pm: | |
sare kani madyalo aa # sign enduku
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Kikiki
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Kikiki
Post Number: 8
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 64.203.129.94
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:07 pm: | |
EnTi vINA,
mI #joke# maLLI evarikI ardam kAledanukunTa pApam mIrE #explain# cEstunnAru |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 730
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:06 pm: | |
>>Maa Cool Papa ni bayapettina joke ki vaanthi vachindi
allam rasam - sarva roga nivarini. ting..ting..
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 729
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:04 pm: | |
>>veena ee madhya amayakulani bayapeduthondhi!!!
boo
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Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1944
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:03 pm: | |
allo CP garu meeru elli chakkaga TV chuudandi....veena ee madhya amayakulani bayapeduthondhi!!! |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3221
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 4:01 pm: | |
>>emi ayyindhi gaali mama
Maa Cool Papa ni bayapettina joke ki vaanthi vachindi.
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1336
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 4.225.160.70
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:59 pm: | |
vamoo
sarigha chadavaledhu nijagane ..cessana two seater a ...
actually two seater permission kosam course lone vunna nenu eppudhu
entandi ella bayapedutunaru |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 728
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:55 pm: | |
cp malli okasari aa joke sarigga chadavandi. antha mandi ekkada vunnaru aa flight lo?
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Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1335
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 4.225.160.70
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:53 pm: | |
antha bayapetadam avasarama
Nenu inka intial stages lo ne vunna..sonthamga fly cheyalli ante chala months paduthumdi
antha ayyinaka antha mandi passengers vundedi fly cheyalli ante chala training, flying hrs and licenses vundali
nadi just out of interest bayapetakandi |
Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1943
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:53 pm: | |
enti veena papam chakka flying nerchukune CP ni alaa baya peduthunnavu 
emi ayyindhi gaali mama |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3220
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:49 pm: | |
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 726
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:45 pm: | |
this one is for u CP(since u r taking flying lessons)
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1942
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:43 pm: | |
ninnu doctor daggari theesukellaalsindhe veena...
anni saarlu doctor doctor ani aravaku.....gaalanna oo cheyyi pattu...mosukoni theesukeldhamu doctor daggariki.. |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3219
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:42 pm: | |
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 725
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:42 pm: | |
chutta kadu beedi 
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 724
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:41 pm: | |
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor
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Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1941
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:38 pm: | |
oo alaage velli chuudu C_P....have a nice time....instructorni adigi maree bunk kottava....gr8!
ok bye!! |
Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1940
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:36 pm: | |
chee veenakka nuvvu magaaalla laaga chutta kaalusthavaa?
ala chevilo kus kus ante emi artham avuthundhi bayataki seppu.... |
Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1333
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 4.225.160.70
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:36 pm: | |
Thanks
hi prasanth garu, gaali garu, and veena garu
Ledhu not yet aug ending ki if evrything goes good..
eroju instructor permission adigi marri class bunk kota
TV lo patha cinemalu so ella vacha |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3216
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:34 pm: | |
Nee notlo sutta 
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3215
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:33 pm: | |
CP
Job modalayyindaa? Manager burra thinesaava?
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 723
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:31 pm: | |
cp, welcome
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 722
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:31 pm: | |
>>emi arthamindhanta neeku aaa galayya garu chepthunnaru?
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 721
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:30 pm: | |
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Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1939
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:30 pm: | |
allooo veenakka...emi arthamindhanta neeku aaa galayya garu chepthunnaru? |
Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1332
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 4.225.160.70
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:29 pm: | |
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Chowdary
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Chowdary
Post Number: 245
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.195.229.151
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:29 pm: | |
me fine lakshmi
Balayya babu ne venta memu vunnamu....
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Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3213
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:28 pm: | |
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 720
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:26 pm: | |
fine chowdary, how r u
gaali 
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Chowdary
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Chowdary
Post Number: 244
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.195.229.151
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:23 pm: | |
hi lakshmi how r u?
Balayya babu ne venta memu vunnamu....
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Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3212
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:23 pm: | |
Matter okka Veena ke ardam ayyindi.
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 719
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:22 pm: | |
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Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1938
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:19 pm: | |
mari cool_phani ki muddhu pedathaavaa...ayyy...
baboi nannu emi seyyamaaka..leka pothe maa vodhinatho septhanu.... |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3210
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:14 pm: | |
Prasanthu neeku moodindi le yinka. Naa mede cheyyettutaava. 
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1937
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:10 pm: | |
oyyyyy gaalanna   |
Prasanth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Prasanth
Post Number: 1936
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 202.141.24.2
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:07 pm: | |
allloooo cool_phani |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 3207
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:05 pm: | |
Arjun Hit Debbaki Andhra Allaadi Povaali |
Cool_phani
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Cool_phani
Post Number: 1329
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 4.225.160.70
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:02 pm: | |
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Kushi_ram
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Username: Kushi_ram
Post Number: 960
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 203.200.38.83
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 3:00 pm: | |
Nijame chepparu US lo aithe people give more importance to personal life than official work. Ikkada india lo totally reverse, entha personal work unna u need to give official work more importance.
Canada lo edo work meeda manager saturday sunday rammani okka canadian employee nee adigithe vadu emo i need to clean my garden and take my son out for a game of football. Inka a work nee vallu aade week offshore ki pampinchi india lo chesukunnaru.
ram(kushi)
I have not failed. I have found 10000 ways that wont work. |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 717
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 2:54 pm: | |
resposibility kadu emi kadu, most of the time meetings lo sagam time weather gurinchi,valla family sodi matladutharu, sagam lo sagam time maatram work gurinchi maatladutharu. aa sutti bharinchatam kashtam ani nenu edo report run chestunnanu urgent ga vellali ani cheppi vachesa 
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Kushi_ram
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Username: Kushi_ram
Post Number: 955
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 203.200.38.83
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 2:48 pm: | |
>>>kadu, meeting vundi velthunna ani. 30mnts meeting ni 15mnts lo complete chesesa
Veena garu DB patla meeku unna responsbility ki mechamu andi 
KIKI
Ram(kushi)
I have not failed. I have found 10000 ways that wont work. |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 716
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 2:46 pm: | |
abba venu garu, bhale chepparandi 
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Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 715
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 2:45 pm: | |
kadu, meeting vundi velthunna ani. 30mnts meeting ni 15mnts lo complete chesesa 
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Venu
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Venu
Post Number: 1474
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.105.207.250
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 2:45 pm: | |
It's great to be a Woman, becuase God created Woman!!
It's great to be a Man, because God created Man!!
Sare Jahan Se Achha, HINDUSTHAN Hamara!! |
Kushi_ram
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Username: Kushi_ram
Post Number: 951
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 203.200.38.83
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 2:29 pm: | |
ante memu pani leni vallamu anna mi udeshamu..
ram(kushi)
I have not failed. I have found 10000 ways that wont work. |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 714
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:55 pm: | |
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Kushi_ram
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Username: Kushi_ram
Post Number: 931
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 203.200.38.83
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:29 pm: | |
enti andi sare anni malli edustharu..
ram(kushi)
I have not failed. I have found 10000 ways that wont work. |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 713
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:26 pm: | |
ok thanks
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Kushi_ram
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Username: Kushi_ram
Post Number: 929
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 203.200.38.83
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:25 pm: | |
Veena garu manshulu anthe nandi Guddi vallu meeru badha padakandi..
Ram(Kushi)
I have not failed. I have found 10000 ways that wont work. |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 712
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:24 pm: | |
>>on the rocksssssssssssssss
nenu raalla meeda ekkadunnanu, office lo vunnanu
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Allarodu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Allarodu
Post Number: 107
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 38.118.10.38
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:23 pm: | |
Veena papa on the rocksssssssssssssss
Bilkul Allari Chestha ... |
Veena
Bewarse
Username: Veena
Post Number: 710
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:20 pm: | |
maku artham ayyindi lendi meeru modify chestunnaru ani. kaani vichitram choosara original jokes ki single star mee modifications ki 5stars. vaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Kushi_ram
Bewarse
Username: Kushi_ram
Post Number: 928
Registered: 04-2004
Posted From: 203.200.38.83
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:19 pm: | |
>>>>4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
I have not failed. I have found 10000 ways that wont work. |
Ramu
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Username: Ramu
Post Number: 672
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:18 pm: | |
veeNammA,
nuvvu pOst cEsinavi nEnu cAlA kAlam krindaTE cadivAnu. nuvvu post cEsina 'jokes on men' ni koncem modify cEsi 'jokes on women' gA mArci vEsAnu
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 709
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:15 pm: | |
ramu garu, na daggara Reasons computers must be female kooda vundi, next post cheddamu anukunna, meeru chesaru.
The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Ramu
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Username: Ramu
Post Number: 671
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 1:12 pm: | |
Reasons computers must be female
They are use less when you need them the most.
A better model is always owned by the neighbour.
They look nice and shiny until you own them.
It is always good to have a backup.
They won't do whatever you say even if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play, as long as they are not down.
The windows are open but nobody's home
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Bewarse_member
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Bewarse_member
Post Number: 4
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 158.106.50.3
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 12:35 pm: | |
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The Next day he received a hundred letters that all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Man is incomplete till he finds a wife and then he is finished. |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 707
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 12:28 pm: | |
Reasons computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
The lights are on but nobody's home
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Azad
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Username: Azad
Post Number: 1176
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.143.187.161
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:54 am: | |
thats why i hate women
Andhrudu..Bharatheeyudu..Athi samanyudu..Azad! |
Bewarse_member
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Username: Bewarse_member
Post Number: 3
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 158.106.50.3
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:52 am: | |
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Man is incomplete till he finds a wife and then he is finished. |
Freak
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Username: Freak
Post Number: 1451
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 217.224.18.201
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:43 am: | |
http://www.geocities.com/thegreatbattlehc/2.htm
SAVE A VIRGIN..HAV ME |
Ramu
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Username: Ramu
Post Number: 669
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
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Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:38 am: | |
veeNammA,
idi kUDA koncem cUDu
Question and answer
Q: How do you scare a woman?
A: give her a mirror first thing in the morning when as soon as she wakes up
Q: Women will brag that there are men waiting to serve them food. Who are these men?
A: Men working at restaurants.
Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a woman who is beautiful, a sports lover and a co-operating partner?
A: In the pages of a fiction novel.
Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?
A: Present her to your enemy.
Q: Why is the book "Men Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many women?
A: It is about one Man-Many women.
Q: Why do women like smart men?
A: Because they couldn't find smart women.
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Deepblue
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Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 2355
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:35 am: | |
//Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.
//
you can find one in this db tooo
Bewarsetalk.com.... Be heard |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 703
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:24 am: | |
Question and answer
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Freak
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Username: Freak
Post Number: 1445
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 217.224.18.201
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:18 am: | |
What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
SAVE A VIRGIN..HAV ME |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 702
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:15 am: | |
>>anthantha pedda postulaa..brief ga rayavachu gaa..
evaro forward cheste avi ikkada paste chestunna.ippatike chala edit chesi post chesaanu.
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Proofdada
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Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 6451
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:13 am: | |
veena papa..anthantha pedda postulaa..brief ga rayavachu gaa..yendhi manchi fire lo vunnatunavu..kaaniyyu..all the best
welcome to the real world of bewarse |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 700
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:02 am: | |
>>kaani meeru aa jokes kuda ikkada post cheyandi
one more:
HIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldn't find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldn't spell pernicious.
Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside...
And of course you're still lost.
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Deepblue
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Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 2353
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:00 am: | |
ramu mama,
aa book chadavaledu, detail gaa explain seyandi.
manishi mama annattu shoe size tho deni gurinchi anchana veyaccho gurthu vacchindi
kaani meeru aa jokes kuda ikkada post cheyandi
Bewarsetalk.com.... Be heard |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 699
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 11:00 am: | |
ramu sir, no adult jokes allowed here 
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Ramu
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Username: Ramu
Post Number: 665
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.244.214.30
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:57 am: | |
DB sOdarA,
did you read mallAdi venkaTa kRshNamurthy's 'colonel Ekalingam adventures' (it is a novel with a novel thought of having all the adult jokes available in the world and putting them together with a story around it). andulO unTundi. cadavaka pOtE aDugu cebutA (nEnu alAnE artham cEsukunnA. koncem adult type).
rAmu(Du) manci bAluDu cinnappaTinuncI intE |
Durga
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Username: Durga
Post Number: 227
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.95.104.87
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:53 am: | |
TK babai, >>evadra veena ki 3 single stars esindi...
nuvaa ??
narudaa ika thiragabadu,,, SIMHAMAiii,,, ugraNAARASIMHAMAiii... |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 697
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:50 am: | |
one more reason to be a man
you can have an ID like catchme
>>how can you assess some one by looking at shoes.
DB, i dont know, i can never do that
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Manishi
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Username: Manishi
Post Number: 104
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.233
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:49 am: | |
quote:how can you assess some one by looking at shoes.
Lothu bulugu mama,
Nee shoe size ni batti ne  |
Thodakottu
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Username: Thodakottu
Post Number: 3419
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 69.197.219.245
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:49 am: | |
evadra veena ki 3 single stars esindi...
ee line sadivinodu Edhava |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 696
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:48 am: | |
Man
Reasons why it's great to be a guy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
You can kill your own food.
The garage is all yours.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
The National College Cheerleading Championship
If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
Baywatch
There is always a game on somewhere
You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries
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Catchme
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Username: Catchme
Post Number: 94
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 61.16.175.2
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:47 am: | |
You can post all the crap & these kind of stupid things on DB
jst kidding..lite gaa teskondee, veena garu |
Dimbaka
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Username: Dimbaka
Post Number: 408
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.118.23.160
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:45 am: | |
Hi Hi Hhhhheeee
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Deepblue
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Username: Deepblue
Post Number: 2350
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 24.1.165.188
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:45 am: | |
//You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. //
is this true
how can you assess some one by looking at shoes.
Bewarsetalk.com.... Be heard |
Thodakottu
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Username: Thodakottu
Post Number: 3418
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 69.197.219.245
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:44 am: | |
ee line sadivinodu Edhava |
Veena
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Username: Veena
Post Number: 695
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 161.225.1.12
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Votes: 8 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:40 am: | |
Woman
Reason's why it's great to be a woman
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
Brad Pitt.
No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
You have the ability to dress yourself.
If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
You've never had a goatee.
You'll never regret piercing your ears.
You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
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