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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

swarry babai..type cesi vuncanu, eloga maa mgr vachudu..

nenu job babai SAP lo
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

sardars pai caana jokes vundevi babai..maani timepass
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:32 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

mari nuvvo
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

mari nuvvo??
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."

The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps Hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."

The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot Things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:19 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

germany..yep. akkada emi cestavv babai
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

d-e babai

swedenaa ?
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 2:14 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

durgayya
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:55 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<mari niku buthu jokes yendhuku >>

babai..nenu cepindi ella namavvu..paigaa puvvu kuuda ichagaa..
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:53 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<two bumps she see are her knees.>>

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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

mari niku buthu jokes yendhuku
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:50 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<durgayyi manadhi same philosophy naaa>>

nenu caana manchodini
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:50 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A child asks a priest what is your fav pass time the priest replies

NUN my child NUN
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:49 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

5:
Q: What is an Australian kiss?


















A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under.
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

4:
Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex ?

















A: Wipe your dxxk on the curtains.
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

two bumps she see are her knees.>>>


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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:47 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

3:
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex ?




























A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:46 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

what is the similarity btw chewing gum and women












They r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless after...
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:46 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Quiz no.2
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:45 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Quiz no.1
Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?
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A: She look down her dress and the two bumps she see are her knees.
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

durgayyi manadhi same philosophy naaa
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:43 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<they keep in touch with several holes>>

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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 1:40 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

what is common between MEN and shoe laces



























they keep in touch with several holes
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:33 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for hours. When they were finally done, he rolled over, looked at the wife, and asked, "How old is your husband?" "Thirty-five," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!">>

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Cricfan
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:32 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

donga maama iraga jokes
tooth brush joke
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:16 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A couple was golfing one day on an exclusive golfcourse lined with million-dollar houses. Off the third tee, the wife hit the ball right through the window of the biggest house on the course. Embarrassed, they ran up to the house and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in." Entering the house, they saw glass all over the floor, a broken bottle lying in the foyer, and a man sitting on the couch. "Are you the people who broke my window?" he asked. "Yes we are, but we're very sorry," the husband said. "Actually I wanted to thank you." The man replied. "I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle you broke. Since you've released me, I'm allowed to grant two wishes - one for you and one for myself." "Wow!" the husband replied. "In that case, I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "Granted." The genie told him. "Now for my wish...I've been trapped in that bottle, and without a woman, for a thousand years, so my wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at his wife, then shrugged. "Well, we did get a lot of money, so I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for hours. When they were finally done, he rolled over, looked at the wife, and asked, "How old is your husband?" "Thirty-five," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:15 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

You know that women are divided by 5 rooms :
1. Face - show room
2. Chest - play room
3. Under chest - store room
4. Stomach - storage room
5. Underneath - men's room
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Teluguguy
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:11 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Do you know that women are divided by 5 rooms...


coming next.....stay tuned
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:10 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 11:08 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A black man was walking in the desert and dying of thirst.

Before he dies, he makes 3 wishes :

1. In my next life, I want to have fresh water to drink everyday
2. In my next life, I want to have white skin
3. In my next life, I want to have a chance to see a woman's ass
everyday.
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A toilet bowl.
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:42 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<durga mayya eppudu ave alochanalu >>


Which is the lightest thing in the world???
it is penis .... why????
even a thought can raise it
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Thingarodu
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Registered: 04-2005
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

durga mayya eppudu ave alochanalu
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Badri
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

//nenu pirst instance akkade annukunanu

neevu vamayakudi annavi kada...ala anukovatam lo tappu ledhu le
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:37 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

durga mama

manaki anta talent illio
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:37 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<In which place do men and women have curly hair
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nenu pirst instance akkade annukunanu

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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:36 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A fustrated father´d diffensive reply in a sms message to his offensive unruly Son

I SHOULD HAVE WASTED U IN THE BATHROOM
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Donga_evaru
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A fustrated father´d diffensive reply in a sms message to his offensive unruly Son

I SHOULD HAVE WASTED IN THE BATHROOM
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:34 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Which is the lightest thing in the world???











c´mon guys












it is penis .... why????











even a thought can raise it
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:33 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

In which place do men and women have curly hair












ur thinking is so vulgar















In AFRICA
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:31 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

badrio , alla navvakapote nuvvu oo joke vesukovacugaa
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Badri
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:29 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:27 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

<<ni doubt thagaleyya>>

avvunu babai, veedu marri vamayakudu laaga vunadu
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:25 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

durga mayya
cellphone vibrate avutundhi adhi akkada pedithe baguntundhi ani anukuna thelive vunte direct ga vadidhe pettevadu...

ni doubt thagaleyya
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Durga
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:23 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

d-e n telugu babai



cell fone enduku shake cestam waste edavagaadu, vibrate mode lo pedite ade mogudi kada
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Donga_evaru
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:22 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

whats hairy on the outside
moist in the inside
begins with a C and ends with a T
has U and N in the middle






















COCONUT
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Badri
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:14 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

DE mama neevu vesina joke ki dorlindi nenu
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Nag_rocks
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rendu jokes
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 10:00 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

badri mayya ye jokeki nuvvu navvindhi ...?
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Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 9:59 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

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Who am I?
I'M ABOUT 8 INCHES LONG.

MY FUNCTIONING IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

I'M USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

I BOAST A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT
THE OTHER.

IN USE, I'M INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES
QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.

THERE I'M THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, I LEAVE BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM MY LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,I RETURN TO MY FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR
YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION.

HOPEFULLY, I WILL REACH MY BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN IT IS MUCH LESS.

WHO AM I ????
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> >AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE
OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN....
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> >TOOTHBRUSH !!!
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What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
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A father get his innocent son married.
bfore the 1st night, the guys come to his father and ask him

Son : daddy daddy what should i do in the bedroom toinight

Father : Son i should not be saying that, u´ll know as soon as u go inside..

Son: daddy i don´t know anything plz tell me what to do ...

the son starts pleading his father..

Father : ok take this cell phone to the bedroom, i´ll call you up and tell you what do do..

in the bedroom

Son picks up the phone.

Father: did the bride come in
Son :yes
Father : pull her on to the bed..

the guy pulls her on to the bed.

Father : take-off all her clothes and take off your own clothes and spread her legs apart

Son takes off his clothes and pulls off all her clothes..and spread her legs apart

and the father stops talking thinking that his son might have know what to do next...

Son: daddy daddy why did you stop talking ..plzz tell me what to do...

Father : Son by this time you should know what to do

Son: No daddy i don´t know what to do, plz tell me what to do

father could not explains it directly and finds a way to to tell his son

Father : Son what we both possess that she doesn´t posses, put that into that she possesses and shake it well...

do you know what the son does


















scroll


















he puts the cell phone into her and shakes it
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mayya A jokes ayina parvaledha ...?
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adedo neevu start cheyyochu kada durga mama
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de babai, nee range lo oo joke vesuko


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yekkada i kochem Badri mama answer
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durga mama pettuko
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durga mama
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andariki
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GF mayya dilemma lo vunnadu

GF mama vasthe thanaki kudirina time lo

lekapothe next month ending lo

bootho padam ki ardham amsterdam

inka kummude amsterdam....
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DE mama

amsterdam eppudu potunnavu...
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badri mayya
wie ghets
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DE mama

rocky antenantava...aina PD mama ki baga ekkuva ayyindi...ee thread lo everu emi anakapoina raledhu choodu...

PD mama
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pd maaya kanna nuvve ekkuva peel avutunnave!!
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pd mama inka form loki raledhu anukunta
alavatu thappi vutundhi
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itu ragane uncle antunte emi vastadu itu side
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PD mama tirigi vachhaka db tagginchesavu, okasari itu raa.
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allo bewarses.
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endhukaa edhupu
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5.6.7.8
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