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Venu
Bewarse
Username: Venu
Post Number: 919
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.105.207.250
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 1:12 pm: |    |
Oreyayya
GUNTUR adollu too much kopam bhai, damak karab jestharu!
Nandamuri Balayya, Nee Venta Memayya!! |
Dara
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Dara
Post Number: 380
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 12.153.224.31
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 1:09 pm: | |
too much
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2414
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:50 pm: | |
>>maa zilla antha bad aa? Naaku telvadu
kadu mama, Guntur mirapakayaki/gongoora prasiddi kadaa. akkada vallu kooda kassu bussu laade type anukunnaa.
>>Maa aavida maatram Guntur zilla kaadu.
telivainodivi le nuvvu. neeku anni telusu..
Disclaimer:Guntur vastavyulu if hurted, nannu kshamincha galaru..
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 2765
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:46 pm: | |
Yenti baammardi maa zilla antha bad aa? Naaku telvadu. Maa aavida maatram Guntur zilla kaadu.
Prema, Doma yenti bey Sendalamgaa?  |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2410
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:43 pm: | |
Gaali baava meedi guntur zilla naa.. ayithe neeke baaga telustundi. intaki maa sister di Guntur yenaa leka anni telusu kabatti silent gaa maa Toogo / Paago zilla ammayini chesu kunnavaa??
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 2763
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:36 pm: | |
>>Gaali mama, maa beemaram kaadu gaani ye guntur zilla ammayino set chestaa. debbaki buddi gaa padi vuntaadu.
Yidedo maa zilla ki damaging statement laa undi.  Madhyalo maa vaallu yeti sesaaru mama ninnu?
Prema, Doma yenti bey Sendalamgaa? |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2408
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:34 pm: | |
Gaali mama, maa beemaram kaadu gaani ye guntur zilla ammayino set chestaa. debbaki buddi gaa padi vuntaadu.
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2407
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:33 pm: | |
Prabhas anoddu, aadu maree naatu gaadi laa vuntaadu. nijam cheppalante Mutton Mastan laa vuntaadu.
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2406
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:32 pm: | |
>>maa mogalthur heroalaki emi thakkuva
height takkuva kadaa?? (eg: Chiru, PK, AA)
list inkaa challa vundi nannu post mantava leka BT , etc.. ni rammantavaa??
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Gaali
Censor Bewarse
Username: Gaali
Post Number: 2759
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:23 pm: | |
>>yenti ee Sollu gaadiki maa Beemaram ammayi kavaalaa?? chaaa antha scene ledammaaa
Atta anamaaku Brandy baammardi. Nuvve yedo okati set cheyyali.
Prema, Doma yenti bey Sendalamgaa? |
Sollu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1319
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.170.139.13
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:23 pm: | |
yaa mee bemmaram pillalaketanna ekkuva? maa mogalthur heroalaki emi thakkuva mee beemmaram pillalaki eti ekkuva? |
Brad
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Brad
Post Number: 2404
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 204.99.118.9
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:20 pm: | |
>>India lo ekkado bheemavaram lo unna nene
yenti ee Sollu gaadiki maa Beemaram ammayi kavaalaa?? chaaa antha scene ledammaaa
BTW Manishi.. 
ippudu samma gaa vundaa?? |
Sollu
Censor Bewarse
Username: Sollu
Post Number: 1309
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.170.139.13
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 10:58 am: | |
 nee sattire thagaletta....manaki manchiga english lo matadithene ardham ayisavadu...malli kallu galla english okata....babu nuvvetantunnavo ardham kaka brackets lo unnadi sadukoni ardham sesukunna.....KIKIKIKIKI |
Venu
Bewarse
Username: Venu
Post Number: 909
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.105.207.250
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 10:34 am: | |
Some how Sollu bro paina too many satires hurt chesthayemo alochinchandi!
Nandamuri Balayya, Nee Venta Memayya!! |
Allarodu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Allarodu
Post Number: 93
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 38.118.10.38
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 9:42 am: | |
very good mama
Bilkul Allari Chestha ... |
Nag_rocks
Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 817
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.14.201
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 9:33 am: | |
inthaki sollu mama, idi inka chudaledaa nuvvu?? |
Nag_rocks
Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 816
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.14.201
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 9:33 am: | |
manishi mama: super!! |
Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 3370
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 62.90.177.204
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 8:25 am: | |
MD : DEVDAS CLUB   |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 4711
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 8:12 am: | |
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founder: Devdas Club |
Manishi
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Manishi
Post Number: 29
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 129.9.163.105
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Votes: 6 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 8:06 am: | |
Sollu mama ki pelli choopulu. So manavadu USA return kadha dhani choopinchali anni ee vidham ga dress ayaadu.
Dark blue shiny Short with yellow color lakers(shaq) jersey which hangs up to his knees almost covering his short. He also has lot of silver chains like those black rap stars around his neck and also a tatto on his right shoulder which reads "bewarsa". so accompanying him are is parents
So they reach the girl's place and the girl's father and brother come to receive them
and takes them into the house.
Girl's Father : Abbayi venkala vastunada andi ?
Sollu's Father : Abbhe ledandhi, Edigo (pointing sollu ) ethane maa abbayi !
For which sollu gets up from his chair and imitating a black dude walks awkwardly and puts his left hand on his crotch and says "yo wuz up dawg?" (meaning how are u/how is it going?)
Girl's Father(manusulo ) :" Ayyina pelli choopulu vachina vaddu ee maa kukka(dog) gurinchi endhuku?" but responds like this
Girl's Father : kukka(dog) ni peratilo kattesmandi ! meeku aa chinta vaddu
Sollu still imitating the black dude with his hand on the crotch says " Yo man chill !"
The brother of the girl now notices that sollu always had his left hand on his crotch
Girl's Brother(manasulo) : "vaarni gajjalo durada ga unte , ee zalim lotion rasuko vachuga ? " Velli ki bagha aasti undhi anni anukunam gaani zalim lotion konku vatiniki kooda dabbu levu la undhi
Sollu looking at his to brother in law say " Yo bro waz is cooking"?
On hearing this girl's father manasulo : Vaarni aabayi edho kodhiga thindi pothu anni vinnanu kaani bakasurida la unnadu "
Girl's father calling his wife "annapurna(girl's mother name) velli ammayi tho aa palaharalu pampinchu"
So the mother goes inside and comes out with the girl and big tray with sweets.Girl starts serving one by one starting with sollu first. By the time she reached the end , sollu finished his plate and looking eagerly at other's plates (AlA braham in choopulu kalisina subhavela)
Knowing sollu's weakness for food , his father asks the girls father for a one to one talk between the sollu and the girl to save further embarassment. The girls father agrees to this half heartdely.
Sollu and the girl are in the room alone. The girl is pretty and she is just completed her b.tech final year. Sollu liked her instantly
Sollu(black dude imitation) : " Yo U da bom " (meaning: Something or someone that is awesome, great)
Girl(bhayam tho) : Abhe ! Naaku belt bombs la tho experience ledu andi !
Sollu then realizes the mistake and clarifies to her that he meant she is beautiful, for which girl says thank you.
Sollu then decides to talk in tenglish( telugu + english mixed)
Sollu : yo nuvvu emi peekings ? (meaning what are you studying?)
Girl : nenu emi peekanu andi ! Antha pani vallu chestaru !!
Sollu : shizzz, I asku what u studying?
Girl (manasulo ) : veedu nizamga USA returned ? India lo ekkado bheemavaram lo unna nene veedi kante bagha english matladtha !
Girl : ooooh u meant studies? I am a computer science engineer. What do you do ?
Sollu : Me? I am DTP (D..... Thinni Padukovatam)
Girl : ooh I see you are bewarse?
Sollu(proudly) : Hell yeah Baby !!! showing his tatoo
For which the girl storms out of the room and tells her father that sollu is fit for nothing.
So the girls father comes to sollu's father and says " nannu kshmanichandi ! meeru ika daya cheya vachu!"
On their way out , the girl's father pulls sollu's father aside and says like this
Girl's father : "meeru emi anukonu ante okha chinna maata ! mee aabbayi america velli picchodu aayipoyadu ! Andhuke meda ninda aa chainlu , malli SHAQ peru unna shirt thodigadu (sollu is wearing shaq's jersey ). naa maata vini itu nunchi ite vizag ki vellipondi" !!
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