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Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 3643
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 65.208.22.26
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 4:04 am: |    |
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Kingchoudary
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Kingchoudary
Post Number: 10607
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.211.176.73
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 3:52 am: | |
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Sankalpam
Bewarse
Username: Sankalpam
Post Number: 1162
Registered: 02-2005
Posted From: 62.249.194.170
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 3:49 am: | |
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Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 19843
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 3:46 am: | |
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."
The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
"I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
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Godfather
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Godfather
Post Number: 19841
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 3:44 am: | |
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says,
"I don''t really see that you ever really did anything great in your life, but Idon''t see anything really bad either.Tell you what,"
St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, I''ll let you in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says,
"OK, well there was this one timewhen Iwas driving down the highway and I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl.I slowed down,
and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of them torturing this woman.
Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, gang members formed a circle around me.
So, I ripped the leader''s chain out of his face and smashed him and walked straight up to the leader of the gang.
He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
As I walked up to the leader, the over the head with the tire iron," the guy says.
"Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone!'
You''re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you all a lesson in pain!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"
"About ten minutes ago." |
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