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Jackson
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Jackson
Post Number: 481
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.126.5.158
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 8:46 pm: |    |
Bavunnai OT mama.. |
Amar
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Amar
Post Number: 403
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 68.74.68.188
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:02 pm: | |
OT mama
good jokes, mari konni ctrl c , ctrl v cheyi  |
Dimbaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Dimbaka
Post Number: 3748
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.94.44.163
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 9:17 am: | |
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Idiot
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 6089
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 9:16 am: | |
 antha ledu.ninnu feel ayyetattu cheddamani nenu feel ayyinattu act chesa |
Dimbaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Dimbaka
Post Number: 3746
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.94.44.163
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 9:14 am: | |
Nenem feel kaalaa kani nuvvu ayinatlunnaav kada?  |
Idiot
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Idiot
Post Number: 6087
Registered: 09-2004
Posted From: 199.245.32.11
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 9:10 am: | |
dimb mama ninna feel ayyava?  |
Dimbaka
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Dimbaka
Post Number: 3744
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 64.94.44.163
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 9:09 am: | |
kikiki Badri mama 
Challenge ni edurkonali mama, nuvvu kooda mee Gangu
gadila paripote elaa?  |
Ooriki_monagadu
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Ooriki_monagadu
Post Number: 181
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 199.26.230.102
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 8:47 am: | |
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5176
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:24 am: | |
>>>>ee dimabkudu and rocky savadobbutunnaru....
tappu cheste vadalanu!!!! |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 4090
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:24 am: | |
roju DB open cheyyali ante bayam estundi...ee dimabkudu and rocky savadobbutunnaru....emanna ante ganguly antaru |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1528
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:22 am: | |
avunu ..II mama
dimbs mama vacci..malli kottha thadu pedathadule.
wait cheddam |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 4089
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:20 am: | |
babu neeko dandam...daani meeda thread eyyaku nayana....malli nenu aagalenu aa thread lo gangs ni support chestu...
so babu mama 
aina naa pichi gani ippudu inka konni kshanallo dimbakudu vachi thread open chestadu kada  |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12889
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:19 am: | |
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5175
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:19 am: | |
adiki fitness problem ledu emi ledu, 3 tests vodipothe dengutarani, dravid ni tosesadu. |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1527
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:18 am: | |
dada gadiki fitness undadu kani
personality enhancement ata..
dani kosam oka designer.. |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2857
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:18 am: | |
bush/kerry evadu gelisthe mana INDIAN S/W ENGINNERS ki manchidhi mamalu ? aadine gelipiddhaam |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2856
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:16 am: | |
conflagration = A very intense and uncontrolled fire |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5174
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:15 am: | |
>>>>elections ela nadusthunnayo cheppochu ga
nee yenks polls open ayyi ganta ayyindi, ivvala ratri varaku emi telavavu. All the channels decided not to declare a winner prematurely to avoid the 2000 debacle. So 2morrow morning varaku telavadu. |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 4088
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:15 am: | |
tinnadi aragaledu anta babu mama anduke atla tirugutunnadu....
kani akkada vichitram enti ante atani G arugutundi kani tinnadi maatram aragatledu |
Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 155
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:15 am: | |
nippu ani anukunta mama |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1526
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:14 am: | |
inka emi thadulu levu badri mama
em cheyamantav |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1525
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:13 am: | |
raalu mama
oorike atta tirakka pothe
elections ela nadusthunnayo cheppochu ga |
Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 4087
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:13 am: | |
anta istam lekapote ninnu ee thread loki evedu rammannadu babu mama...edo ninnu force ga chadivistunnattu aa feeling choodu...
ide cut copy paste inkeveranna chesi unte oka 10 or 15 posts thoaagipoyedi thread...
anta OT maaya |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12888
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:13 am: | |
conflagration ante yenti mama... |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5173
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:12 am: | |
>>>>ee rojuki copy + paste HIMSA aapesthunnaa
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Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1524
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:11 am: | |
hammayya  |
Vinturikiran
Bewarse
Username: Vinturikiran
Post Number: 1794
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.210.52.137
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:11 am: | |
Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2854
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:11 am: | |
ee rojuki copy + paste HIMSA aapesthunnaa |
Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 154
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:10 am: | |
kiki naku aa renditilo teda ardham avaledu.. etto anukuna..
claripy sesinanduku lekapote benga tho oh 2 days padukune vadini kadhu |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12887
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:09 am: | |
chaa voorkooo mama..gre verbal koosam sadinavanni gurthunchukunettu... |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2853
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:09 am: | |
Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year !
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make
a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy m y wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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Gochi
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Gochi
Post Number: 3845
Registered: 07-2004
Posted From: 24.175.227.94
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:08 am: | |
GRE sadivina eppectemoo... |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2852
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:06 am: | |
ZENITH maayya , simple english lo andariki artham ayye daanni kondaru FUNDA prove chesukovatam kosam entha complicate chesthaaro examples avi.
both sentences are right..
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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12886
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:06 am: | |
naaku kooda..mari antha hifi englipeesu manaku artham kaadhu.. ..
kompadesi vaadi english ila vuntundhi ani septhunnda... |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5172
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:05 am: | |
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Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 153
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:04 am: | |
OT maaya naku oka muka ardham kale.. |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12885
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:04 am: | |
single hand mayya 6th ku vasthunnaa.. |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5171
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:04 am: | |
evening guddutaa!!!! |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5170
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:03 am: | |
>>>Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
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Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12884
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:03 am: | |
rocky vote veesavaa..kerry gadiki gudavaa.. |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2851
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:02 am: | |
NORMAL PERSON Vs BTDB Mapleleafs maayya
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
MAPLELEAFS mama : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
MAPLELEAFS : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
MAPLELEAFS MAMA : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
MAPLELEAFS maayya : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
MAPLELEAFS maayya : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
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Indiainfo
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Indiainfo
Post Number: 4086
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 130.243.43.216
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:02 am: | |
ninnantha nuvvu raka pothe DB quitting sesavu anukunaru, dada!!!
ramakoti laga PDkoti emanna chestunnava NR mama..postinde padi saarlu postutunnavu |
Vinturikiran
Bewarse
Username: Vinturikiran
Post Number: 1792
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.210.52.137
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:02 am: | |
pd maaya india ki eppudu vathunaavu |
Esperanza
Kurra Bewarse
Username: Esperanza
Post Number: 644
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 141.89.177.22
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:01 am: | |
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5169
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 7:00 am: | |
ninnantha nuvvu raka pothe DB quitting sesavu anukunaru, dada!!! |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12883
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:59 am: | |
hai rocky... |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5167
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:59 am: | |
hi PD |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12882
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:57 am: | |
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Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 151
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:57 am: | |
kiki nuvu ellu akkadaki.. jannalu irraga waiting.. |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5166
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:56 am: | |
GF mama  |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12881
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:55 am: | |
naaku tk mama mone chepadu...india velli nappudu ot nu kalusthe...oka kaalu irakoti..us ku parcel seyyamani... |
Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 149
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:54 am: | |
nuvu mathram bandalu anukuna.. nee burra kuda bandale anamata |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2850
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:54 am: | |
English man asks Sardar : "Hello, How do you do?"
Sardar : I don't know about you, but we remove underwear and do!!
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5165
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:53 am: | |
okka manchi thread ledu ivvala. |
Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 148
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:53 am: | |
//LION enti ? Dinosaur kuda ulikkipadi sachutundhi
Babu maaya |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1522
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:52 am: | |
nenu kuda join avutha
** ** ** ** Reason why men love UNIX:
$ touch;
$ finger;
$ unzip;
$ strip;
$ mount;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ core dump;
$ unmount;
$ sleep;
$ .. and the best thing is.. NO VIRUS!!
Thats why for anything u want to understand in UNIX u have to type $
man
at the prompt.
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Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2849
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:52 am: | |
ZENITH maayyaa...
ee FACE closeup lo soopitthe LION enti ? Dinosaur kuda ulikkipadi sachutundhi |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2848
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:48 am: | |
NAG_ROCKS mama , BORE dengtaandhi..
old mails lo konni teesi ctrl C+V. |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5164
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:48 am: | |
ninnantha nuvvu raka pothe DB quitting sesavu anukunaru, dada!!! |
Proofdada
Bewarse ke Bewarse!
Username: Proofdada
Post Number: 12880
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 80.121.144.9
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:47 am: | |
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Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 146
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:47 am: | |
OT maaya.. Lion di adirindi..
last line lo aa chamakulu enti!! |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1521
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:47 am: | |
gf maayya atlayithe vaake |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2847
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:47 am: | |
Funny Origin
During the Dark Ages, most peasant houses were thatch-like with sticks for roofs, wild cats and dogs would hide inside the roofs for shelter, when it rained, the sticks would become slippery and the cats and dogs would slide out of the roof into the house - hence the term "It's raining cats and dogs"
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5163
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:47 am: | |
that globalization piece is a good one. |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5162
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:45 am: | |
OT mama enti ee cut and paste hadavidi???? |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2846
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:44 am: | |
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines This is sent to you by an Indian using Bill Gates's technology and u r probably reading this on ur computer that uses Taiwanese chips and Korean monitor assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by indian truck drivers. thats my friend, is globalization
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Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 144
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:44 am: | |
babu mana lati vallaki mama.. 2 parts vuntayi right & left ani.. mana single mamaki mathram ani okatee.. aadi mathram sagam |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2845
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:43 am: | |
How To Catch Lion !! ??
Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every
action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies
you caught lion
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that
of the ! lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the
lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now
you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that
your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone
comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
to Lion.
Indian Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate
it & torture it to accept that its a Lion.
Now lets kill the lion...
Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that u may
come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear
and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method: Send Police commissioner
Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it,
while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method : Make sure the lion does not get
sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a
single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its
ears. The lion
will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director): Send a lioness into the
forest. our lion and lioness fall in
love with each other. Send another lioness in to the
forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the
first lioness and the ! second lion loves the 2nd
lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send
another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
understand right...ok .... read it after 15 yrs, then
also u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to
Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
location.
Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for
5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method: save the lion from a danger and
feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George bush method: Link the lion with osama bin laden
and shoot him!!!
Rahul dravid method: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat
for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Sardarji Method: Tell lion that you are the most intelligent person on earth
HARIKRISHNA Method : SHOW YOUR FACE IN CLOSEUP TO THE LION . |
Babu
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Babu
Post Number: 1520
Registered: 06-2004
Posted From: 194.129.177.251
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:42 am: | |
rendu burrala untaya |
Vinturikiran
Bewarse
Username: Vinturikiran
Post Number: 1785
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.210.52.137
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:41 am: | |
gf sanasi |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5161
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:39 am: | |
nenu evening esta mama, maa inti munde undi polling place, danemma 7 ki open ayite 6 kalla parking lot antha fuuuulll. |
Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 143
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:36 am: | |
allo bandalu maaya.. voting etta nadustundi.. antha kshemamena ?bush gadu pottadu kadha |
Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5160
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:34 am: | |
 GF mama. |
Zenith
Pilla Bewarse
Username: Zenith
Post Number: 141
Registered: 10-2004
Posted From: 80.63.180.90
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:33 am: | |
seppina nee single burra ki ardham kadhu leyyy.. |
Vinturikiran
Bewarse
Username: Vinturikiran
Post Number: 1781
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 210.210.52.137
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:30 am: | |
intha boku jokes neeku ekkada dorikaayi ot mama |
Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2844
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:29 am: | |
PELLI ayina bewarselu idhi nijamenaa ?
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY ?
1 . Leave him in peace
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Nag_rocks
Vooriki Bewarse
Username: Nag_rocks
Post Number: 5159
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 131.96.3.17
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:28 am: | |
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Onlytruth
Desanike Pedda Bewarse
Username: Onlytruth
Post Number: 2843
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 192.115.106.236
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 6:26 am: | |
Srdr: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y didn’t u Exchange?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth..
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman
Gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin - Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already
raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will
come first.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...
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. Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'......
.....Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly
in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr
old son, he can't read very fast.
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
more..
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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